#2 2010-01-27 07:46:45

Realizing that they are on acid, I decide to have a little fun with them.

So I start whispering odd things: "Red is not the right colour. Red is never the right colour"

I once did acid and for a while lost the ability to understand spoken English. Like watching the Twilight Zone in an insane asylum.

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#3 2010-01-27 12:27:54

I laughed long and hard at this one, forti.  I thought I ought to let you know that, since I always let you know about the posts I hate.

and he tells me "Dude...you're a real jerk.........but that was fucking hilarious".

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#4 2010-01-27 13:25:28

I'll bet their little hearts are still thumping over this incident.  We used to fuck with each other like this while on acid, but nothing this extreme.  I think we were afraid one of us would do something we would all regret.

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#5 2010-01-27 13:39:31

I dropped acid while in college a few times. I quit after I walked to a store for some food and nobody had a fucking head. It's pretty hard to maintain an even keel while checking out at the store to a clerk with no head.

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#6 2010-01-28 09:15:26

Just try as hard as you can not to remember that the ground you are walking on is full of creeping, crawling worms and millipedes...

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#7 2010-01-28 10:19:11

It's also a good idea to avoid thinking about what the inside of your nose feels like.

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#8 2010-01-28 10:56:05

... or all those strange mites that live in your eyelashes!

https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/tsao/images/Eyelash%20mites.png

http://www.thelashbar.com/eyelash_mite.jpg

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2010-01-28 10:58:03)

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#9 2010-01-28 11:10:30

AAAAAAAAAAH!

I bet bleach will kill them!  *runs to laundry room*

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