Taint wrote:

Attention all High Street homos: plan to book your tickets soon to whichever city the RNC chooses and brace yourself for a week of the type of hot, horny sex you can only enjoy with repressed, self-hating closet cases. I can't wait!

You really like closet cases don't you!  Most of the ickiest sexual experiences I have had have been with closet cases, along with some that were awkward.  I've also had hot sex with closet cases, but I found that the quality of sex with men who had sorted out their preferences was more consistent.

I have to concur with fnord. Closet cases are not my cup of tea. Usually they seem to have an overblown idea of what they are looking for that you can never live up to because they have been fantasizing about some wierdness or another for years.

Color me vanilla but the strangeness doesn't work for me.