#1 2010-02-28 22:09:51
I've just bought my first pair of reading glasses.
Fuck you all.
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#2 2010-02-28 22:16:07
I need to update my prescription. I'm gonna end up with bifocals, I just know it.
Fuck you, too.
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#3 2010-02-28 22:38:41
I got my bifocals three years ago.
Now, unless someone here is secretly blind, fuck ALL y'all.
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#4 2010-02-28 22:45:55
I was blind for a short period several years ago, but I realize that doesn't merit an exemption from the blanket fuck yous that are being tossed around. Get progressive lenses, they're much better than bifocals. Until my visual problems became too complex to use them, I had them and loved them (as much as anybody can love wearing thick glasses). Oh, and fuck the lot of you!
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#5 2010-02-28 23:17:41
All I need is reading glasses, but I need two different diopters, 1.25 for the computer and 2.5 for reading. It's a royal pain in the ass.
And, oh yeah...
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#6 2010-03-01 00:21:31
Wel, fuck, fuck, fuck you and fuck-you-again. I've had bifocal for over 15 years now.
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#7 2010-03-01 07:45:14
My eyes are fine. Fuck you.
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#8 2010-03-01 08:19:42
I'm almost 40 and my eyes still test out at 20-15 or so, better than average.
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#9 2010-03-01 10:31:28
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I'm almost 40 and my eyes still test out at 20-15 or so, better than average.
I think I speak for the rest of the board when I say "Fuck you".
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#10 2010-03-01 11:05:48
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I'm almost 40 and my eyes still test out at 20-15 or so, better than average.
Don't count your chickens bitch, I'm 45 and just started feeling the need about 18 months ago. Age is a slippery mother-fucking slope once you start down it.
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#11 2010-03-01 12:21:24
So I know this sounds like a pissing contest and all but cataract surgery was pretty freaky. But then, no more glasses for now. Fuck y'all too.
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#12 2010-03-01 13:41:34
doesyourpussyhurt wrote:
So I know this sounds like a pissing contest and all but cataract surgery was pretty freaky. But then, no more glasses for now. Fuck y'all too.
What do you mean "sounds like"? Of course it's a pissing contest. Kudos on the cataract surgery.
[edit] Whoops , almost forgot: fuck you and your perfect vision.
Last edited by George Orr (2010-03-01 13:42:14)
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#13 2010-03-01 13:54:18
Shit, I'm 43 and can see the chronometer dial numbers, day, date, and month on my watch without glasses. A lot of people can't read my watch with their reading glasses. Fuck you blind fuckers. It may only be a matter of time but I'm gloating while I can. The lasik seven years ago worked OK. I was probably about 20/15 with them and they say I'm now 20/20 without them.
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