#2 2010-03-15 15:45:06
I always I tell girls in my books...
My sympathy disappeared in an instant.
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#3 2010-03-15 16:16:34
George Orr wrote:
I always I tell girls in my books...
My sympathy disappeared in an instant.
Alternatives:
"As I tell dem hoes in my books..."
"I be like, bitch, listen here, in my literary endeavors..."
"Skanks and skeezers who read my work had best to recognize that..."
"BEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOTTTCH..."
"As, on various and divers occasions, I have explained to young cum dumpsters..."
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#4 2010-03-15 16:38:29
We reached out to Mitchell Leff and his attorney. They did not respond to our calls.
Fucking brilliant.
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#5 2010-03-15 16:38:41
ah297900 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I always I tell girls in my books...
My sympathy disappeared in an instant.
Alternatives:
"As I tell dem hoes in my books..."
"I be like, bitch, listen here, in my literary endeavors..."
"Skanks and skeezers who read my work had best to recognize that..."
"BEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOTTTCH..."
"As, on various and divers occasions, I have explained to young cum dumpsters..."
It's a little rude to leave out "cheese factories" isn't it?
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#6 2010-03-15 21:52:19
It all sounds to me like some one's biological clock went into overdrive... I assume she couldn't conceive normally due to chlamydia's effects on her ol' tubies.
Not to be entirely cruel, but here was a person writing self-help books who obviously was unschooled in relationships, or semi-sane versions of.
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#7 2010-03-16 01:01:14
C'mon, Georgie, that's fucking funny.
And dusty, thanks for making me not feel bad about being the only drunk poster.
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#8 2010-03-16 01:26:01
Why do you think I would post under the influence of Alcohol? Yes, it's handy, but it ain't that dandy...
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#9 2010-03-16 01:53:09
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
I have my reasons. Several hundred ounces' worth of reasons.
Lol, u got pwnt!!!11!1
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