I almost posted this....never would have found it with the search feature.
Clever title, though.     

Too bad they killed the gator, they should have given it a reward, like the rest of the thief's body....

There are all kinds of crime, like pissing on a hot engine.

Gotta love that 'edit' function, eh Fled?

The area where I lived in Florida had a number of alligator infested lakes and swamps.  There were also large numbers of sharks offshore.  It was believed by the locals that the sheriffs department fed many criminals to the alligators and sharks.