#1 2010-04-16 19:21:22
What is the main topic of conversation? Thanks. :)
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#2 2010-04-16 19:28:48
Show Tits or GTFO... okay, if that doesn't work, what are you trolling for?
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#3 2010-04-16 19:33:03
Right to the point. I'll see what I can find here...
How many women are here, anyway?
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#4 2010-04-16 19:34:24
Lots!
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#5 2010-04-16 19:37:10
Okay then.
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#8 2010-04-16 19:47:06
Myrtle wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
Catch up on our history at our sister site, http://www.clownsong.com/.
Aha.
I was just going back to remove that, lest you be some dangerous felon whom oughtn't be crossed. Or, that dude in the video.
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#9 2010-04-16 20:36:14
There are plenty of us girls here. But be warned -- we throw down just as hard as the boys. Post some interesting links and you'll be all good.
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#10 2010-04-16 21:21:14
I don't know how you found us, but basically we are the refugees of the old Cruel.com message boards. Cruel.com's creator and owner shut its doors and we, the denizens of High-Street, just didn't want to give up on the ugly. Our gracious host, choad, has a "History of Cruel" around here somewhere if you are interested.
The best way to gauge what you are in for here is to spend the weekend in the Picture Thread.
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
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#11 2010-04-16 21:29:03
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
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#12 2010-04-16 21:45:10
Myrtle wrote:
What is the main topic of conversation? Thanks. :)
Myrtle - We mostly talk about how Christ has influenced our lives, and shit like that.
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#13 2010-04-16 21:57:53
Jesus healed me of dandruff one time...
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#14 2010-04-16 23:20:26
We like pictures and stories about kitties, too.
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#15 2010-04-17 03:04:03
Our only redeeming theme is: Gilligans Island Lost Sucks!
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#16 2010-04-17 07:09:21
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#17 2010-04-17 11:41:15
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
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#18 2010-04-17 11:47:27
sofaking wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
Oh, my.. now THAT'S news.
My imagination goes wild... Sophie all lovely, glowing and round... (fap.. fap.. fap...)
Seroiusly, good luck kiddo... hope you get a royal pair!
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#19 2010-04-17 11:49:25
sofaking wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
Congratulations, Sofe! Now post pictures so's I can get to work on my next case of scuff-dick.
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#20 2010-04-17 11:50:54
sofaking wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
Hell of a way to announce it, sofe. But congratulations.
We expect daily updates.
Have you got morning sickness? Would you like some? I could hunt down some revolting food stories for ya to get things going.
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#21 2010-04-17 11:56:11
That's a big part of my recent absence. I get realllly bad morning sickness (Which is a lie. It happens at any time, usually when it's least convenient).
Thanks, guys. It should be groovy.
I think we're due in December, but we'll find out for sure when the ultrasound happens.
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#22 2010-04-17 11:59:02
This thread took an abrupt turn to being about Sofie's pregnancy. I just realized that, appropriately, the original subject was "Hi, I am new here."
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#24 2010-04-17 11:59:40
You should name him Myrtle.
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#25 2010-04-17 12:03:01
scar-strangled-banter wrote:
You should name him Myrtle.
My favorite part of any pregnancy is scaring the shit out of my friends and family by coming up with awful names to name the baby. This time I'm using Ghetto Baby Names, and the Utah Baby Namer.
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#26 2010-04-17 12:25:34
sofaking wrote:
My favorite part of any pregnancy is scaring the shit out of my friends and family by coming up with awful names to name the baby.
Elwade Lloyd.
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#27 2010-04-17 12:30:58
sofaking wrote:
scar-strangled-banter wrote:
You should name him Myrtle.
My favorite part of any pregnancy is scaring the shit out of my friends and family by coming up with awful names to name the baby. This time I'm using Ghetto Baby Names, and the Utah Baby Namer.
Palin Hussein Sofaking.
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#28 2010-04-17 13:16:46
Congratulations! If the ultrasound shows this child is a girl, I suggest using a Porn Star Name Generator to come up with scary names with which to freak out your mother.
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#29 2010-04-17 15:03:33
(Fixed. Damnit, I cleared my cache and everything)
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#31 2010-04-17 15:09:15
George Orr wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Try again, sig.
Soph doesn't enjoy sex? It's only for procreation?
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#32 2010-04-17 15:10:32
Congratulations Sofie. And I mean it, not like many of the other knuckleheads. Splash Gargler Sofaking has a good ring to it, if it's a girl. If its a guy, Mullett Unibrow Sofaking would work (for something, not sure what).
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#33 2010-04-17 15:20:59
sig wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Try again, sig.
Soph doesn't enjoy sex? It's only for procreation?
I mean that your image isn't showing up.
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#34 2010-04-17 15:25:03
I'm voting for "Weston Orr".
Snarf.
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#35 2010-04-17 15:25:04
George Orr wrote:
sig wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Try again, sig.
Soph doesn't enjoy sex? It's only for procreation?
I mean that your image isn't showing up.
Fixed.
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#36 2010-04-17 15:28:03
Twatley has an old-world, Anglo kind of charm to it. Harry Seaward has a nautical theme.
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#37 2010-04-17 15:49:56
sofaking wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
There are quite a few women here. None of us puts out.
Fibber!
I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
Really?
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#38 2010-04-17 15:52:52
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Fibber!I obviously do put out, as evidenced by me being knocked up. Again.
Really?
Well, I just finished reading the rest of the thread. Really. Wow. Congratulations! I think you should name the child Rogers Kathaksung.
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#39 2010-04-17 15:58:55
Oh, yeah. Welcome Myrtle. 
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#40 2010-04-17 16:10:32
ah297900 wrote:
Twatley has an old-world, Anglo kind of charm to it. Harry Seaward has a nautical theme.
"Twatley" reminds me of "Pugsley," so I'd like to suggest "Pubert."
Pubert Lloyd Sofaking.
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#41 2010-04-17 18:34:41
Gaylord Egor Sofaking has a nice ring to it.
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#42 2010-04-17 19:49:46
Yay, congrats! I needed to hear some good news. Yes, please keep us updated. Are you going to record the labor? I know how much you like to post videos around here.
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#43 2010-04-17 19:53:45
karenw wrote:
Yay, congrats! I needed to hear some good news. Yes, please keep us updated. Are you going to record the labor? I know how much you like to post videos around here.
I doubt she will. Considering the pervs who hang about here, they'd probably beat off to it.
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#44 2010-04-17 20:47:15
Congrats, Sofie!
I like Puckerstar Supernova Sofaking myself
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#45 2010-04-17 21:09:43
Congrats! Jedediah "Elvis" Sofaking. Cause DA's work for guys named Jedediah.
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#46 2010-04-17 21:17:46
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#47 2010-04-17 22:01:40
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Taint, you are a banner geenyus.
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#48 2010-04-17 23:29:14
Treyleesha Trashella Sofaking has a nice multicultural ring to it as it combines elements from two American cultural milieus.
Edit: A variant on this would be Treylora Trashella Sofaking.
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#49 2010-04-17 23:29:43
Sofie, ignore all those other freaks, Jennifer Talia is such a sweet sounding name!
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#50 2010-04-18 00:01:22
The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is still up and running.
Turbine Yukon.
Hmm, needs something...
Turbine Lloyd Yukon.
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