#1 2010-05-15 17:37:57

Yes:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/373340037_5933c8cf77.jpg

Absolutely Yes:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8500000/Ingrid-Bergman-colorised-Pink-dress-ingrid-bergman-8534258-420-478.jpg

Who would you pick?

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#2 2010-05-15 18:23:20

I don't know who the top one is, but for me it would be Ann-Margaret.

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#3 2010-05-15 20:24:34

Concur.
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovbergman.jpg

Plus
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/cheesecake.jpg

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#4 2010-05-15 21:54:28

James Stewart.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_jstewart.jpg

James Mason.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_jamesmason.jpg

James Spader.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_spader4.jpg

Roy Scheider.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_scheider.jpg

I could do this all damn day.

Albert Einstein as a very young man was cute as a bug's nose.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/18_young_albert_einstein_jpg.jpg

Anthony Perkins (yeah, I know he was gay; STFU.  We are discussing people we'd fuck via time machine).

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_perkins.jpg

Pete Townsend.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_townsend.jpg

Eric Burdon.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/18_burdon_.jpg

John Lennon goes without saying.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_lennon1964.jpg

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#5 2010-05-15 22:00:15

George: You would do Pedo Pete?  I had a girl friend back when who was his American Item.  Stories.

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#6 2010-05-15 22:10:44

Dmtdust wrote:

George: You would do Pedo Pete?  I had a girl friend back when who was his American Item.  Stories.

I know his experiences were rather wider than the average guy's, but I have never believed he was a pedo. 

And don't go saying you have stories if you ain't gonna share.

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#7 2010-05-16 01:48:03

ah297900 wrote:

I don't know who the top one is, but for me it would be Ann-Margaret.

She's the ever sultry Lee Remick.

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#8 2010-05-16 10:50:45

Of course, this was taken before the famous "answering the iron when the phone rang" incident.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_319-2-hellenkeller02.jpg

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#10 2010-05-16 12:56:26

https://cruelery.com/rogues/imgfm1.jpg

Hey, what with all the FB nonsense, someone has to stay in fucking character around here.

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#12 2010-05-16 14:07:32

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/12_carygrant.jpg
Cary Grant.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/12_edward_carpenter.jpg
Edward Carpenter

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/12_yukiomishima.jpg
Yukio Mishima

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/12_stevedrinkingbeer.jpg
Steve McQueen

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Toshiro Mifune

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#13 2010-05-16 15:00:37

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#14 2010-05-16 15:28:16

Nice call on Charlotte Rampling, definitely the fuckmonkey of her time.

http://stylecouch.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/billede-65.png?w=410&h=409

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#15 2010-05-16 15:47:55

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/30_grace_high_flying_bird.jpg

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#16 2010-05-16 15:49:49

Taint wrote:

Toshiro Mifune

Oh, I forgot about him.  He kicks ass.

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#17 2010-05-16 16:16:40

Had my chance, blew it.

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#18 2010-05-16 16:18:56

George Orr wrote:

Taint wrote:

Toshiro Mifune

Oh, I forgot about him.  He kicks ass.

George, the phrase "kicks ass" in connection with sex poses certain questions about how you enjoy it.

Meanwhile:

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

and

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

-Woody Allen

-works for me.

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#19 2010-05-16 16:36:23

sigmoid freud wrote:

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

and

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

-Woody Allen

And "I would like to fuck and marry my own daughter."

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#20 2010-05-16 17:58:47

ah297900 wrote:

"I would like to fuck and marry my own daughter."

As much as I might enjoy deconstructing a weaselly jew; the facts are it was a stepdaughter.  If Allen is a pedophile he [is] not an incestuous one.



https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/30_janis_s_france.jpg
This may be because I am listening to Cheap Thrills.

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#21 2010-05-16 18:21:09

MSG Tripps wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

"I would like to fuck and marry my own daughter."

As much as I might enjoy deconstructing a weaselly jew; the facts are it was a stepdaughter.  If Allen is a pedophile he [is] not an incestuous one.

Anybody out there with stepchildren? Is it cool to marry them?

Soon Yi was adopted at age 8 by Mia Farrow in 1978. Woody Allen was in a serious relationship (not legally married, but functionally so) with Farrow until 1990, when he switched over to Soon Yi. In effect, he was her father figure from age 10 to 20, and then became her husband. Here's what Woody's biological son said: "He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent...I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children." Also, during the custody hearings between Allen and Farrow, there were allegations that he molested another adopted daughter--he was probably getting at Soon Yi for some time. A non-fucked-with 20 year old would be horrified if her dad took a run at her out of the blue, but maybe not if she had been habituated to it.

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#22 2010-05-16 18:30:13

ah297900 wrote:

A fucking lot of words.

What ever your agenda may be, it is always good to have the facts straight.
Post a picture.

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#23 2010-05-16 18:54:49

MSG Tripps wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

A fucking lot of words.

What ever your agenda may be, it is always good to have the facts straight.
Post a picture.

Happy?

http://americancivilwar.com/women/mary_todd_lincoln.jpg

Are you saying I don't have my facts straight?

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#24 2010-05-16 19:05:03

I am saying that this was an enjoyable thread [pictures of pretty people] until you started pissing on it.
If you feel like pissing start your own thread and feel free to piss all over it.

Looking at your image, I think you are missing something here.

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#25 2010-05-16 19:12:09

MSG Tripps wrote:

I am saying that this was an enjoyable thread [pictures of pretty people] until you started pissing on it.
If you feel like pissing start your own thread and feel free to piss all over it.

Looking at your image, I think you are missing something here.

Fair enough. I got pangs of guilt about the last image and wanted to replace it with this, but was too late.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_if-mbCZlM78/SqztLT6HoBI/AAAAAAAAAPw/y2QoJCP8HAw/s400/kathy-ireland-wallpaper.jpg

And taint, what gives with the exceptionally high proportion of samurais?

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#26 2010-05-16 19:22:41

ah297900 wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

I am saying that this was an enjoyable thread [pictures of pretty people] until you started pissing on it.
If you feel like pissing start your own thread and feel free to piss all over it.

Looking at your image, I think you are missing something here.

Fair enough. I got pangs of guilt about the last image and wanted to replace it with this, but was too late.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_if-mbCZlM78/S … lpaper.jpg

And taint, what gives with the exceptionally high proportion of samurais?

No samurai fetishes here; just two smart, talented, good looking guys who both happened to either play samurais on screen or have samurai fetishes, themselves. Purely a coincidence.

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#27 2010-05-16 19:58:31

ah297900 wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

I am saying that this was an enjoyable thread [pictures of pretty people] until you started pissing on it.
If you feel like pissing start your own thread and feel free to piss all over it.

Looking at your image, I think you are missing something here.

Fair enough. I got pangs of guilt about the last image and wanted to replace it with this, but was too late.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_if-mbCZlM78/S … lpaper.jpg

And taint, what gives with the exceptionally high proportion of samurais?

Swords=dicks.

Aren't you in academia, AhPook?  Christ on a crutch that one was easy to figure out.

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#28 2010-05-16 20:05:09

Scotty wrote:

Swords=dicks.

And women the world over respond, "You wish."

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#29 2010-05-16 20:49:56

I would fuck my own mother 9 months before my birth to see what the universe does with that sort of time paradox.

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#30 2010-05-17 00:26:20

Scotty wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

And taint, what gives with the exceptionally high proportion of samurais?

Swords=dicks.

Aren't you in academia, AhPook?  Christ on a crutch that one was easy to figure out.

A sword is a blade. Getting turned on by that would be like me associating the Disposall with a vagina.

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#31 2010-05-17 01:07:33

ah297900 wrote:

Scotty wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

And taint, what gives with the exceptionally high proportion of samurais?

Swords=dicks.

Aren't you in academia, AhPook?  Christ on a crutch that one was easy to figure out.

A sword is a blade. Getting turned on by that would be like me associating the Disposall with a vagina.

Ouch.

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#32 2010-05-17 01:13:32

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#33 2010-05-17 09:26:28

I'd have liked a double helping of Hepburn, please... though not at the same time... I would imagine they would have been two *entirely* different experiences...

http://www.freewebs.com/dwane90/kate.jpg
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons/263/2632273/01_2008/9b6aa82ec7c8c8a4_3_Katherine-Hepburn.jpg
http://cdn3.ioffer.com/img/item/650/575/86/o_415_Katharine_Hepburn_RARE_STUDIO_PROMO__NIP_SLIP__Signed_.jpg

http://www.yousexything.org/media/a/audrey_hepburn_012_640x792.jpg
http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/Audrey%20Hepburn%200001.jpg

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#34 2010-05-17 10:09:06

Dorothy AND the Wicked Witch. Mabey even Auntie Em, who knows, she might be wild.

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#35 2010-05-17 12:08:48

I would normally also have chosen this lovely creature as well... but then I might have ended up being father to one of my old friends, and that's just kinda weird...

Having said that, given her most common poses in photos, she seems like she'd have very much enjoyed a little neck nibbling.

http://img188.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-22775/loc23/39857_Grace_Kelly_12_123_23lo.jpg

http://img214.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-869/loc417/22788_Kelly_Grace_059_122_417lo.jpg

http://www.lcelebrities.com/grace_kelly/pics/grace-kelly-29.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x199/merriam94/Grace%20Kelly/95292_56_122_679lo.jpg

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#36 2010-05-17 14:41:09

http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/746/0000074647_350.jpg

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#38 2010-05-17 15:04:11

Not sure why, but I always had a thing for Diana Rigg too.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/8/1/816r858w4ubd8d64.jpg

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#39 2010-05-17 15:05:34

phreddy wrote:

Not sure why, but I always had a thing for Diana Rigg too.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/8/1/816 … bd8d64.jpg

Everybody has a thing for Diana Rigg.

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#40 2010-05-17 15:35:52

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#41 2010-05-17 16:48:53

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/barbara-eden-i-dream-of-jeannie-c10103983.jpeg

as long as she said "oohhhhh master...."

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#42 2010-05-17 17:12:31

Emmeran wrote:

http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com … 03983.jpeg

as long as she said "oohhhhh master...."

I liked Jeanne Moreau.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/e/0/e00fk8zpan2rr2p.jpg

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#43 2010-05-17 17:27:03

Just thought of a good one:

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/9/P/fall06specex_04.jpg

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#44 2010-05-17 18:11:30

https://cruelery.com/uploads/167_sigourneyweaver025.jpg



https://cruelery.com/uploads/167_annmargaret001.jpg



And, of course, the wood which does not float.


https://cruelery.com/uploads/167_nataliewood004.jpg



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#45 2010-05-17 20:10:36

I forgot how hot Natalie Wood was. Nice Pic.

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#46 2010-05-17 22:45:59

Bigcat wrote:

I forgot how hot Natalie Wood was. Nice Pic.

Yeah, Natalie would definitely be on the "A" list for me too. 

And as for Joey, definitely... and such a Perfect Sleeper she would be, too.

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#47 2010-05-17 22:58:59

ah297900 wrote:

Just thought of a good one:

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/9/P … cex_04.jpg

The fuck is that?

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#48 2010-05-17 23:05:37

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

Just thought of a good one:

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/9/P … cex_04.jpg

The fuck is that?

Madame X (Madame Pierre Gautreau) (1883-84), as painted by John Singer Sargent. It hangs in the Met.

"Realist painter John Singer Sargent (1856-1925) was born to American parents in Florence, Italy and spent less than one year of his life in the United States.

Sometime around 1881 in Paris, the expatriate was introduced to the daughter of Louisiana's late Major Anatole Avegno and Marie Virginie de Ternantto, Virginie Avegno (1859-1915), who met and married the banker Pierre Gautreau in that city.

Sargent painted the beguiling beauty's portrait in Brittany shortly thereafter, but encountered problems with the picture's perspective and pose as revealed by numerous studies for the work. The critics' overwhelmingly negative reaction to Sargent's "scandalous" portrait at the Paris Salon of 1884 caused him to relocate to London."

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#49 2010-05-17 23:09:19

whosasailorthen wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

Just thought of a good one:

http://z.about.com/d/arthistory/1/0/9/P … cex_04.jpg

The fuck is that?

Madame X (Madame Pierre Gautreau) (1883-84), as painted by John Singer Sargent. It hangs in the Met.

"Realist painter John Singer Sargent (1856-1925) was born to American parents in Florence, Italy and spent less than one year of his life in the United States.

Sometime around 1881 in Paris, the expatriate was introduced to the daughter of Louisiana's late Major Anatole Avegno and Marie Virginie de Ternantto, Virginie Avegno (1859-1915), who met and married the banker Pierre Gautreau in that city.

Sargent painted the beguiling beauty's portrait in Brittany shortly thereafter, but encountered problems with the picture's perspective and pose as revealed by numerous studies for the work. The critics' overwhelmingly negative reaction to Sargent's "scandalous" portrait at the Paris Salon of 1884 caused him to relocate to London."

Ah!  Thanks.  I knew I should have recognized it, but I've never been to the Met, so that's my lame excuse.

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#50 2010-05-18 14:52:16

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:


The fuck is that?

Madame X (Madame Pierre Gautreau) (1883-84), as painted by John Singer Sargent. It hangs in the Met.

Ah!  Thanks.  I knew I should have recognized it, but I've never been to the Met, so that's my lame excuse.

She painted her skin with lavender and lead-based paint, and was the most desirable fuck of 1880s Paris, in a town full of people trying to be fucked.

Thread too good to let it die:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgpylM4Bc50/SxNNwfHwAsI/AAAAAAAABPY/stgoTmqadmo/s400/Pam+Grier.jpg

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