#2 2010-06-07 00:50:41
I've already got one, and she doesn't require electricty and cleans herself....
...lots of fun to talk to also.
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#3 2010-06-07 01:19:00
And she gets along just fine in spite of her disability?
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#4 2010-06-07 01:26:08
...innumerable pleats and protuberance excite you.
Ohhh... dirty talk make me so hot.
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#5 2010-06-07 01:44:35
Emmeran wrote:
I've already got one, and she doesn't require electricty and cleans herself....
...lots of fun to talk to also.
It all sounds good in the brochure until you get her home and you discover all those hidden costs of maintenance.
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#7 2010-06-07 10:33:35
I can tell from the picture that it's supposed to feel like a carp gently sucking on your Johnson. Just the thought of that is making me a bit stiff right now...
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#8 2010-06-07 10:49:15
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I can tell from the picture that it's supposed to feel like a carp gently sucking on your Johnson. Just the thought of that is making me a bit stiff right now...
I guess it would be classified as a "sex koi" then.
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#9 2010-06-08 09:39:26
Banjo wrote:
I guess it would be classified as a "sex koi" then.
Velly frunny, you make me raff.
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