#1 2010-06-12 20:45:08
...it is an ABOMINATION. Their stupidity shall be upon then, and they shall surely be ridiculed unto death.
I mean, seriously, people. What. The. FUCK.
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(Taint's "We're embarrased for you" banner is showing as I type this.)
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#2 2010-06-12 21:44:57
I'll buy it if they throw in the model who's wearing it! That's the only reason the shirt looks more attractive than a similar less expensive one from an outlet store.
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#3 2010-06-12 22:39:30
According to the link, that's the white color.
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#4 2010-06-12 23:33:23
fnord wrote:
I'll buy it if they throw in the model who's wearing it! That's the only reason the shirt looks more attractive than a similar less expensive one from an outlet store.
I wouldn't buy a $210 shirt if they stuffed Joan Jett into it, or the lady in the office next door who is about my age and we've been making eye contact and saying hello and casual conversation, and it's about time for me to ask her out to lunch for starters, I think.
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#5 2010-06-12 23:58:54
sigmoid freud wrote:
fnord wrote:
I'll buy it if they throw in the model who's wearing it! That's the only reason the shirt looks more attractive than a similar less expensive one from an outlet store.
I wouldn't buy a $210 shirt if they stuffed Joan Jett into it, or the lady in the office next door who is about my age and we've been making eye contact and saying hello and casual conversation, and it's about time for me to ask her out to lunch for starters, I think.
It's bubble bursting time! Joan Jett is a dyke!
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#6 2010-06-13 02:04:29
Dykes can be persuaded to cross the path on occasion...
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#7 2010-06-13 03:39:31
I see dudes sporting these in the backcountry, where they look down on me for my cotton T-shirt, and plastic bong, and camo.
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#8 2010-06-13 04:09:58
Produced with three precious elements -- platinum, titanium and aluminium -- this fibre produces natural and constant infrared emissions that act on the body, improving blood circulation, especially peripheral micro-circulation. Nexus ES also supports the oxygenation of the muscles, the thermal regulation of the body and enhances waste removal during sporting activities and warm down
This is clearly being marketed to the same morons who buy Monster cables.
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#9 2010-06-13 04:17:52
square wrote:
Produced with three precious elements -- platinum, titanium and aluminium -- this fibre produces natural and constant infrared emissions that act on the body, improving blood circulation, especially peripheral micro-circulation. Nexus ES also supports the oxygenation of the muscles, the thermal regulation of the body and enhances waste removal during sporting activities and warm down
This is clearly being marketed to the same morons who buy Monster cables.
That's hilarious! I didn't read that paragraph earlier, but all it's saying is that the shirt will keep you warm and then lists the benefits of having good circulation!
Edit: Aluminium exposure is believed to be a factor in the onset and progression of Alzheimer's. This is one more reason other than the cost for not buying this shirt.
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#10 2010-06-13 10:20:41
phoQ wrote:
plastic bong
What, you don't have a source for giant bamboo?
(Also: change "Joan Jett" to "any Dixie Chick", if it matters to you)
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