#2 2010-06-14 11:59:20
Long cold winters and steady diet of haggis and scotch will do that to you.
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#3 2010-06-14 16:57:03
That's what 500 years of getting fucked over will do to you.
Trainspotting wrote:
I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.
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#4 2010-06-14 17:18:46
Yeah, but they invented golf and they've got that going for them.
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#5 2010-06-14 18:14:30
phreddy wrote:
Yeah, but they invented golf and they've got that going for them.
Not to mention the surface plate.
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#6 2010-06-14 21:57:23
Invented the TV. Now that is a crime...
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#7 2010-06-14 22:12:08
Not quite the same, but close enough...
From 'A Fish Named Wanda'...
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#8 2010-06-14 22:16:00
Somehow this makes me want to emigrate.
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