#2 2010-06-17 18:04:26
While I'm sure I wouldn't like many of his views, I admire his upfront attitude. Most politicians are mealy mouthed assholes whose views change with the polls and amounts of cash paid under the table.
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#3 2010-06-17 21:46:12
Still....it's A'bama not Taixus; why is he all got up like he's a native of the Bad Lands?
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#4 2010-06-17 23:08:33
Emmeran wrote:
Still....it's A'bama not Taixus; why is he all got up like he's a native of the Bad Lands?
What is really heartbreaking is that this man in the greatest political ad evah is a goddarn lama farmer. Them conservatives just can't get a break these days. He would be such the perfect candidate for them if only. But still, there are no dummies surrounding him as they wisely left out the toy ranch livestock.
“We shot this in the morning on Dale’s llama farm. We considered having the llamas in there, but thought that would be too random.”
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#5 2010-06-17 23:53:34
Many years ago I was at a festival weekend in Alabama. A local group of Auburn students thought it would be great to raid the festival and generally cause havoc. The organizer, a man I would never mess with, caught up with one of the boys involved, knocked him down and pinned him to the ground with a shotgun.
The police were called by us, and when they arrived the boy was still under the shotgun, face down in puke from someone who couldn't hold their liquor. The kid jumped up screaming he was going to sue, his attorney would be in contact, all that crap. Without missing a beat the police officer responded "Son, you're in Alabama now. Trespassing is illegal here, and this man could have shot you dead and all I would be doing right now would be carting off your skinny body. Maybe you should go back to New York."
Really not much difference between Alabama and Texas when you come right down to it.
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#6 2010-06-17 23:58:06
doesyourpussyhurt wrote:
Many years ago I was at a festival weekend in Alabama. A local group of Auburn students thought it would be great to raid the festival and generally cause havoc. The organizer, a man I would never mess with, caught up with one of the boys involved, knocked him down and pinned him to the ground with a shotgun.
The police were called by us, and when they arrived the boy was still under the shotgun, face down in puke from someone who couldn't hold their liquor. The kid jumped up screaming he was going to sue, his attorney would be in contact, all that crap. Without missing a beat the police officer responded "Son, you're in Alabama now. Trespassing is illegal here, and this man could have shot you dead and all I would be doing right now would be carting off your skinny body. Maybe you should go back to New York."
Really not much difference between Alabama and Texas when you come right down to it.
A'bama has much better Iced Tea.
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#7 2010-06-18 00:24:39
Emmeran wrote:
A'bama has much better Iced Tea.
I have met more "Bama girls who moved north to cut loose then you can shake a stick at. Alabama is like the Sweden of the South when it comes to exporting blonds.
Which reminds me, What does an Alabama girl say upon losing her virginity?
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#8 2010-06-18 01:21:28
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
What does an Alabama girl say upon losing her virginity?
Ohh God! OOOHHH GOD! JEESUS! JEEEESSSUSSS CHRISSSST! OH GOD, JESUS CHRIST I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!
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#9 2010-06-18 02:26:05
fnord wrote:
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
What does an Alabama girl say upon losing her virginity?
Oh daddy?!!!
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#10 2010-06-18 11:11:32
"Daddy git off of me! Your crushing my cigarettes!"
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