#1 2007-11-15 19:57:09

This exciting toy from Chick-Fil-A is sure to be a hit.

Designed to stimulate interactive discussion, it includes such fun conversation-starters as:
What is the most physical pain you've ever had to endure?
What is the worst thing you've done in a fit of anger?

I'm sure the crew here can come up with a whole pile of questions for Chick-Fil-A to use on future editions.

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#2 2007-11-15 20:55:44

square wrote:

This exciting toy from Chick-Fil-A is sure to be a hit.

Designed to stimulate interactive discussion, it includes such fun conversation-starters as:
What is the most physical pain you've ever had to endure?
What is the worst thing you've done in a fit of anger?

I'm sure the crew here can come up with a whole pile of questions for Chick-Fil-A to use on future editions.

Lemony Snicket's in charge of their toy promotions.

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#3 2007-11-15 22:11:06

Do you know what it's like to feltch your uncle john? That one straight missed the list.

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#4 2007-11-15 22:32:24

sic

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked"?
"Ya like gladiator movies"?
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison"?

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#5 2007-11-15 22:39:12

sic wrote:

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked"?
"Ya like gladiator movies"?
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison"?

Hmmm I do believe we have a possible fun thing here. Let's make up what WE would put on that thing.... MHUuuuHAahaHAHAHAHaaaa

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#6 2007-11-15 22:43:12

Do you ever put things in your anus?
Did Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka turn you on or frighten you?

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#7 2007-11-15 22:54:18

You know in the cartoons, when Bugs Bunny dresses up as a girl bunny?  Does that make you feel kinda funny in funny places?

When Gramma has one of her "bad days" and calls you by your aunt's name and screams at you for stuff your aunt did when she was sixteen, and calls you a little roundheeled whore, is that scary for you?  Or is it just sorta funny?

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#8 2007-11-15 23:08:47

Funny ha-ha or funny queer?

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#9 2007-11-16 01:56:45

Do you sometimes like to pretend you're Liza Minelli? Or Cher?

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#10 2007-11-16 02:49:44

Does Mommy have her 'special drink' a lot?
Does Daddy jump on Mommy at night? Or you?
Does the man at the park have puppies?

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#11 2007-11-16 04:19:08

Does thinking of jesus make you feel warm in the wrong spot?

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#12 2007-11-16 05:31:55

Has Uncle Bobby taught you the rusty trom bone?

Does Aunt Joannie take you to the submarine races?

Does Grampa Scotty still offer to pick up your smelly undies?

Bet you can't spell buttsex!

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#13 2007-11-16 13:23:57

Ever been to High-Street?

Ever had Grandpa Choad in your mouth?

Do you look at dirty pictures on the internets?

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#14 2007-11-16 14:29:34

Does Uncle Dahl let you play with his little soldier?

Does Antie Sofa let you eat some of the colorful pills?

Have you ever seen the fun things Jade did with ice cubes?

Does Cates scare you?

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#15 2007-11-16 17:54:21

Have you ever played the banana topping game?

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