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#17302 2010-07-25 00:56:35
sigmoid freud wrote:
Surprisingly, there's not one, but TWO "Shades of Death" roads in the US.
Not surprisingly, they are in NJ and western PA.
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#17303 2010-07-25 02:19:48
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#17304 2010-07-25 06:59:29
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#17305 2010-07-25 12:13:18
I was gonna fb this baby, but there is the family relations to think of...
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#17306 2010-07-25 13:26:43
George Orr wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_calvin_and_hobbes11.jpg]
Which one is Susie Derkins?
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#17307 2010-07-25 13:53:08
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#17308 2010-07-26 12:10:58
whosasailorthen wrote:
Gave a months subscription for Ultimate Surrender to a friend who likes wrestling.
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#17309 2010-07-26 12:49:12
George Orr wrote:
Awww - a piglet in boots. Reminds me of Gov. Perry, except this one is cute.
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#17310 2010-07-26 12:51:06
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#17311 2010-07-26 12:58:13
Side banner or just a little too Cruel?
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#17312 2010-07-26 22:43:09
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#17315 2010-07-26 22:48:24
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#17316 2010-07-26 22:52:58
If they could only squeeze closer, they might form a Christmas star!
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#17317 2010-07-27 00:04:33
#17318 2010-07-27 02:27:45
Going 'round the Net:
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#17319 2010-07-27 02:33:04
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#17322 2010-07-27 22:24:07
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#17323 2010-07-28 01:28:42
scarydog wrote:
If they could only squeeze closer, they might form a Christmas star!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4081/478 … ffb5_o.jpg
I have the distinct feeling they squeezed much, much closer.
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#17324 2010-07-28 02:16:14
Taint wrote:
scarydog wrote:
If they could only squeeze closer, they might form a Christmas star!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4081/478 … ffb5_o.jpgI have the distinct feeling they squeezed much, much closer.
...and yet it wasn't a "Christmas star", per se.
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#17325 2010-07-28 03:07:07
#17326 2010-07-28 03:30:08
No pictures? Talking?
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#17327 2010-07-28 07:58:27
sigmoid freud wrote:
Something similar actually happened to my uncle... he was towing his powerboat and folks were waving and shouting to him... silly bastard thought they were being 'friendly'... turns out his fuel tank had leaked and the battery had arced and the damned thing was a rolling torch. But the time he noticed the fire it was 100% involved... boat was toast.
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#17330 2010-07-28 22:17:22
way back
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#17331 2010-07-29 00:32:53
George Orr wrote:
Another Wire fan, eh?
Omar is dead! Long live Omar!
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#17332 2010-07-29 08:17:37
Baaaaby! [wolf whistle]
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#17333 2010-07-29 12:15:27
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#17334 2010-07-29 22:32:42
RT Flys Again!!!
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#17335 2010-07-30 17:58:19
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#17336 2010-07-30 18:39:38
Head Gardener wrote:
Um... OK. Two girls, two cups?
Why is this photo posted?
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#17337 2010-07-30 18:42:04
#17338 2010-07-30 18:46:12
Emmeran wrote:
You are confused by that....shit, yet another one stumbles out of the closet.
Here, this might be more your style.
Trust me, I'm about as far away from any closet as you can get. Think: raging heterosexual.
But, no, sorry, I still don't get it.
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#17339 2010-07-30 18:52:56
Nothing to get, just enjoy the smiling, open to anything faces.
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#17340 2010-07-30 19:28:07
Emmeran wrote:
Nothing to get, just enjoy the smiling, open to anything faces.
Bit of a stretch.
But, if this is the erotic situation you're envisioning by looking at a simple overhead photo of two supple nymphs, then you, sir, have a bountiful imagination....
Oh, and for the ladies looking at this... look and learn.
Why is this singularly the best blow-job ever committed to film?
No, it's not the deep-throating that sends most guys around the twist...
No, it's not the 'fast-jerk' technique that nearly all women never master, but that is sure to get a guy off faster than anything...
No, its not when she says "I want you to cum down my throat"...
No, it's not the 'oh-yeah-I'm-seriously-enjoying-this' moaning she offers...
No, it's not the fact that she shows off the money shot...
Hell, it's not even the fact that she swallows...
It's that she combined all of those talents together... that's what makes this video a good one.
But that's not what makes this blow-job truly the finest of all.
What *really* sets this apart from all other blow-job movies, and makes this truly the indisputable Godhead of all oral servicing...
It's that bit at the very end... where she looks up at him, and sweetly says "all gone!" in that cute, playful and joyous voice, and smiles up at him.
Master that, ladies, and it will endear your man to you forever. I guarantee... he will never stray if that's what's on offer at home.
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#17341 2010-07-30 19:30:00
whosasailorthen wrote:
But, if this is the erotic situation you're envisioning by looking at a simple overhead photo of two supple nymphs, then you, sir, have a bountiful imagination....
I, sir, have been blessed with a great appreciation of the moment; for as the old French saying goes: "the best part of the affair is walking up the stairs".
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#17342 2010-07-30 19:50:25
Emmeran wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
But, if this is the erotic situation you're envisioning by looking at a simple overhead photo of two supple nymphs, then you, sir, have a bountiful imagination....
I, sir, have been blessed with a great appreciation of the moment; for as the old French saying goes: "the best part of the affair is walking up the stairs".
I'm all for anticipation... clearly underrated... but for me, the best part is at the end... having a sleepy and thoroughly pleasured lady resting her head on my chest while her hands caress my skin, and I caress her soft hair, and we whisper our love.
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#17343 2010-07-30 19:59:25
whosasailorthen wrote:
we whisper our love.
Love?!? LOVE!?!
See, you are gay.
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#17344 2010-07-30 20:05:00
Emmeran wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
we whisper our love.
Love?!? LOVE!?!
See, you are gay.
http://drinkwiththewench.com/wp-content … 5_f520.jpg
Oh, hell, Em... you don't have to MEAN it... but it does ensure that you'll be playing again in the next game.
(OK, yeah, you got me. I do mean it. Fuck. Call me gay.)
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#17345 2010-07-31 01:26:09
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#17346 2010-07-31 03:59:04
whosasailorthen wrote:
"But, if this is the erotic situation you're envisioning by looking at a simple overhead photo of two supple nymphs, then you, sir, have a bountiful imagination...."
Ladies, watch video. All wives, take notes. All girlfriends, take notes. All girlfriends who want to be married SOON, study video on continuous loop. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
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#17347 2010-07-31 08:53:57
I'm just guessing but I think Sailor and Scdog have trouble getting dates. Lots of tension there.
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#17348 2010-07-31 13:23:23
Bigcat wrote:
I'm just guessing but I think Sailor and Scdog have trouble getting dates. Lots of tension there.
Right. Yup, you got me. Gee, you're good at this.
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#17349 2010-07-31 15:22:01
Post Pics Dammit!
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#17350 2010-07-31 15:52:33
Dmtdust wrote:
Post Pics Dammit!
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