I'm always amazed by the things that somehow manage to find their way into some peoples' asses when they slip and fall.  It appears to be a common hazard.  I once knew a doctor who had quite a collection of items that had accidentally gotten into the asses of people who fell.  Their homes must have been very messy; it wouldn't occur to most people to keep things like light bulbs, soap on a rope, shot glasses, and candles on the floor.