#1 2010-08-13 12:43:44

Pretty cheeky for a 48 year old diva on the backside of her career.

Sheryl Crow arrives at venues with an assortment of environmental demands certain to vex concert promoters...actually has a 2-1/2 page “environmental portion” to be “strictly followed and policed.”

Offline

 

#2 2010-08-13 13:11:50

You have to blame Van Halen for starting this trend...

Offline

 

#3 2010-08-13 14:18:38

I’m so green that I shit Milorganite, but I want to burn Sheryl Crow in a stack of tires.  Remember when she told us to wipe our asses with only one square of TP?

Offline

 

#4 2010-08-13 15:42:20

Is she so green that she's riding a bicycle from city to city on her tour?

I thought not; hypocritical cunt.

Offline

 

#5 2010-08-13 18:22:42

I suppose if she were a red hot celebrity with promoters lining up to kiss her ass it would be different.  But she's definitely not A list material anymore.  If I got those demands from her road manager, I'd send it back rolled tight with a jar of vasoline.  Then I would get on the phone to Annie Lennox.

Offline

 

#6 2010-08-13 19:04:38

She has biodiesel delivered to her trucks? Why can't she just fuel up at a truck stop like the rest of creation? How much energy is she wasting to get her fuel delivered?

Offline

 

#7 2010-08-14 00:18:21

Dammit, phreddy, now I've got Would I Lie to You? stuck in my head.  On the upside, it's not a bad song, could have been something from Sheryl Crow instead...

Offline

 

#8 2010-08-14 02:16:16

That skank was lucky to be in the right place at the right time. Read this memorial to Bill Ripley to understand:

http://www.cprw.com/Rothman/ripley.htm

Offline

 

#9 2010-08-16 06:43:40

lechero wrote:

That skank was lucky to be in the right place at the right time.

Could be worse.

Offline

 

Board footer

cruelery.com