#2 2010-08-16 11:58:46

What's his left hand doing in that pocket?

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#3 2010-08-17 19:32:31

My "adolescent preoccupation with self absorption" has nothing on Christian preoccupation with other people's dicks.

Is there some Christian organization handing out prizes to whoever can talk about gay sex the longest?

What do you think his suspicious hairdo is hiding?

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#4 2010-08-17 21:18:19

Christian preoccupation with controlling sex organs is more complex than your explanation, and varies by sect.  The Catholic Church’s main preoccupation is with controlling heterosexual vaginas; gay penises are second, straight penises are a distant third, and lesbian vaginas are barely on the radar.  Evangelical Protestants are focused front and center on gay penises; straight vaginas are second, lesbian vaginas are a distant third, and straight penises aren’t really on the radar.

What’s really a trip about this video is the call for an end to democracy.  The narrator calls for the restoration of monarchy with the Roman Catholic Church being the power behind the thrones, just like in the Middle Ages.  We all know how well Protestants, Orthodox, Pagans, Jews, Moslems and nonbelievers fared under this system.

As for what’s under his hair, this man gives off very strong pedophile vibes.  I’m guessing he has one of the miniature vibrators that fit on the end of a finger hidden in his over sprayed hair that he can whip out when a sudden opportunity for molestation presents itself.

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#5 2010-08-18 01:23:16

I thought it would be good if his swooping hairdo was covering a swastika tattoo, or a big tumor that presses onto the anger center of his brain, or a surgical scar where they sucked his brain out.

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