GooberMcNutly wrote:

I used to work at a camp that had me shitting in a trench for the summer. I always felt better after a while, though it took some getting over the automatic "clench" when the breeze blows over your bung.

I rememberl the same sphincter snap when I lived in a fishing village on Mexico's west coast and the swine squeal of its septic control system meant they'd caught a whiff of my offering.

phreddy wrote:

I can't squat long enough to get all the way through the sports page.

Try that with plastic toilet seats, you'll snap both femurs standing. The fuck ever happened to wood?

phoQ wrote:

I take better shits squatting.  Squatting also helps keep me from dragging anchor.

Yeah right, Your balls maybe.  Another form of teabagging.

phreddy wrote:

All well and good, but I can't squat long enough to get all the way through the sports page.

Notice that the front edge of the standing area is tilted slightly forward? That helps keep the hamstring stretch down to a minimum. Plus, by the 4th or 5th time it gets much easier. Like when an Asian tries to use a sit toilet, their legs fall asleep in about 1 minute. At least that's what they tell me.