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#1 2010-09-25 23:55:05

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33 … tml?comm=1

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       "These guys love a good loophole".

So typical.

My Yom Kippur went really well this year, YK started Friday night, so I had a colonic irrigation Thursday night. Made the fast easier to cope with.

I cried (I really did) and said sorry to G-d for being a cunt and a fuckwit.

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#2 2010-09-26 00:37:48

I thought for sure this had to be an urban legend, but caffeine suppositories do exist, and the Self-Chosen do a lot of weird shit.  It's entirely possible that some of the Hasidic Fuckwitz do this sort of thing.

http://www.forresthealth.com/mind-motiv … count.html

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#3 2010-09-26 01:21:58

fnord wrote:

Hasidic Fuckwitz

Love it.

Actually, most hasidics I know, are a bunch of mental patients who are a few steps from being in a mental hospital.

Actually, thinking again ... most people I know are mental patients who are a few steps from being in a mental hospital.

You know what. I'm a mental patient who is a few steps from being in a mental hospital.

I guess we're all the same, at the bottom of things.

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#4 2010-09-27 02:55:24

IveBeenHurtInLife wrote:

My Yom Kippur went really well this year, YK started Friday night, so I had a colonic irrigation Thursday night. Made the fast easier to cope with.

I cried (I really did) and said sorry to G-d for being a cunt and a fuckwit.

So you’re a Jew, and you buy in to all the ritual?  Can you use electricity on Shabbat and will you fly over a Jewish cemetery?

http://c.imagehost.org/0742/jews_image37.jpg

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#5 2010-09-27 04:31:05

phoQ wrote:

So you’re a Jew, and you buy in to all the ritual?  Can you use electricity on Shabbat and will you fly over a Jewish cemetery?

Yep, I do all that kind of shit. I dunno about the cemetary overflights, never heard of that one.

Yeah, like I really, really believe in G-d and all that.

I've been working hard to improve my faith. It takes a while. There are so many people who pretend to be religious, when they just don't get it (like G-d and all that).

I study alot of kabbalah. It's hard to understand.

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