#1 2007-11-16 23:56:53
A Bearforce1 Christmas medley to get you in the mood for going to the mall and hearing all the Christmas tunes in the stores.
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#2 2007-11-17 00:20:38
They've lost weight & seem less hairy, not really bears - are they still gay?
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#3 2007-11-17 03:30:01
No thanks. Christmas is the ugliest time of the year. I'm eating pine needles and preparing to hibernate. Death to Christmas. More death to Christ. Praise Satan...as long as he doesn't celebrate Christmas. I'm gonna spend Xmas balls-deep in some brown-eye with a bottle of Alberta Springs a bag of psilcybin a couple hits of clean, old-fashioned extasy and a bag of weed. Fuck Christmas, fuck dark Christmas humour, fuck you if you like any combination thereof, and fuck you anyways just for good measure.
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#4 2007-11-17 04:02:37
All of these offers to fuck a middle-aged man will give the ladies of High Street pause.
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#5 2007-11-17 13:01:43
fnord wrote:
All of these offers to fuck a middle-aged man will give the ladies of High Street pause.
As long as their Johnsons are in working order, I would imagine middle-aged men make great lovers. You know, experience and consideration, and all that happy horseshit.
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#6 2007-11-17 15:56:50
I can only imagine the popularity of these guys among the bears of San Francisco, the same guys who keep teddy bears around their houses, and refer to their partners as their "husbears".
Jesusfuckinghchrist.
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#7 2007-11-18 16:14:46
sofaking wrote:
fnord wrote:
All of these offers to fuck a middle-aged man will give the ladies of High Street pause.
As long as their Johnsons are in working order, I would imagine middle-aged men make great lovers. You know, experience and consideration, and all that happy horseshit.
...not to mention, they're bloody grateful to get laid in the first place....
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