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#3503 2010-11-06 17:06:40
pALEPHx wrote:
You're still contributing shit you know you wouldn't allow on your own page, Taint? Shame. SHAME! I go away and THIS is how you usurp me? (not implying I will do anything otherwise)
Let us now discuss weak-ass fonts...
I'm trying to keep expectations low, Pale. There's no point in getting the locals all excited and then setting them up for disappointment.
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#3504 2010-11-06 20:04:01
Taint wrote:
I'm trying to keep expectations low, Pale. There's no point in getting the locals all excited and then setting them up for disappointment.
Wouldn't want that to happen.
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#3507 2010-11-08 08:27:14
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#3508 2010-11-08 14:06:21
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#3509 2010-11-08 19:38:19
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#3510 2010-11-08 20:04:02
fnord wrote:
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So bucolic.
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#3511 2010-11-08 20:48:44
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#3512 2010-11-08 22:12:59
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#3513 2010-11-08 23:13:32
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#3514 2010-11-09 00:39:47
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#3516 2010-11-09 03:01:59
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#3517 2010-11-09 08:20:20
I hope this recent burst of "creativity" was alcohol-fueled, fnord.
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#3521 2010-11-12 20:14:45
Lech, Fled, Tall Paul: did you intend for these to appear in the picture thread or are you simply trying to confuse me?
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#3522 2010-11-12 21:21:27
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#3523 2010-11-13 16:19:19
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#3524 2010-11-13 16:30:01
Taint wrote:
Lech, Fled, Tall Paul: did you intend for these to appear in the picture thread or are you simply trying to confuse me?
The confusion is all mine, I'll have you know. Actually, I was just responding to Lech, and out of my general, inexplicable defensiveness about comic sans, which sadly is the most misunderstood font of all. I know, I broke the rules, posting a nonconforming image file here. I'll take my twenty lashes, but preferably from GO, RT, Sofie, Karenw, or someone of their ilk. Not that there's anything right with that. . . .
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#3525 2010-11-13 17:26:53
Fled wrote:
Taint wrote:
Lech, Fled, Tall Paul: did you intend for these to appear in the picture thread or are you simply trying to confuse me?
The confusion is all mine, I'll have you know. Actually, I was just responding to Lech, and out of my general, inexplicable defensiveness about comic sans, which sadly is the most misunderstood font of all. I know, I broke the rules, posting a nonconforming image file here. I'll take my twenty lashes, but preferably from GO, RT, Sofie, Karenw, or someone of their ilk. Not that there's anything right with that. . . .
For my punishment, I'll watch Fled take his lashes. AND reduce things to sidebar dimensions before posting here. Maybe.
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#3526 2010-11-14 09:59:13
Tall Paul wrote:
AND reduce things to sidebar dimensions before posting here. Maybe.
If you want images to be made into side banners, post them to the picture thread, not here. Don't worry about cropping/scaling to 200 pixels; I can take care of that.
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#3527 2010-11-14 17:04:29
square wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
AND reduce things to sidebar dimensions before posting here. Maybe.
If you want images to be made into side banners, post them to the picture thread, not here. Don't worry about cropping/scaling to 200 pixels; I can take care of that.
Why should you have all the fun???
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#3528 2010-11-14 17:36:34
Tall Paul wrote:
Why should you have all the fun???
If choad gives the OK, we can set you up with a login on the server so you can upload sidebanners. This would also give you the ability to basically fuck up the entire site, so he may be a bit reluctant...
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#3529 2010-11-14 21:21:36
Tall Paul wrote:
Why should you have all the fun???
Two hands in that pot're enough. I'm weeding out the halt and the lame, and cataloging the archive by subject. Also, sidepics are my only mindless leisure and I pay the freight.
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#3530 2010-11-14 21:24:27
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#3531 2010-11-20 15:13:01
Sorry if that last remark stunk up the place. Had rotten week month.
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#3532 2010-11-21 15:17:18
I cannot make banners. Here...
"Well, what are you waiting for?"
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#3533 2010-11-21 15:21:06
Scotty wrote:
I cannot make banners. Here...
"Well, what are you waiting for?"
http://pics.livejournal.com/dr_wrebagzhoe/pic/0055ke5y
Yes Scotty, the Alpaca thinks yer hot.
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#3536 2010-11-27 00:56:24
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#3537 2010-11-29 19:58:01
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The matching puke color of the text adds the perfect note.
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#3540 2010-12-03 01:05:24
The banner, Comin' for ya, has been deleted after hitting the dreaded -9 vote tally because, clearly, you cretins wouldn't know a good banner if it bit you in the ass and then sent you flowers the following morning.
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#3541 2010-12-03 02:56:35
Credit sigmoid freud.
Credit Fled. You'll never exterminate the system!
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#3542 2010-12-11 16:31:57
Okay, I climbed up into the attic and pulled down the Christmas banners:
| Banner | User | New status | Timestamp |
| pale_xmas02.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| pale_chimneys.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| pale_goatsmas.jpg | choad | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| pale_xmastank.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| hsoxmassatan.jpg | square | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HScthulluchristmas.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HSchristmassuicides.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HSboom.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| hsosweaters.jpg | square | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HShannukah.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HSdrinkingsanta.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
| HStimeforfamily.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2010-12-11 16:17:53 |
There was a box up there marked "Thanksgiving" with this inside; guess we forgot about that this year.
Somebody might want to do something about the possums that are making a nest up there.
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#3543 2010-12-11 18:26:40
Oh, it's Christmas banners you want, eh????
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#3545 2010-12-12 18:05:21
square wrote:
Somebody might want to do something about the possums that are making a nest up there.
These?
And, while we're on the subject :
Wikipedia wrote:
The largest difference between the opossum and other mammals is the bifurcated penis of the male and bifurcated vagina of the female (the source of the Latin "didelphis," meaning double-wombed).
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#3546 2010-12-12 19:10:35
I'm going to try submitting one of these things again in spite of the fact that my last one got seriously dissed... and, I might add, in spite of the fact that I voted about 97% thumbs-up on other people's banners.
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#3547 2010-12-12 23:53:45
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#3548 2010-12-12 23:57:49
square wrote:
Somebody might want to do something about the possums that are making a nest up there.
I scared them off last time. It's someone else's turn.
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#3549 2010-12-13 00:00:32
Aude wrote:
I'm going to try submitting one of these things again in spite of the fact that my last one got seriously dissed... and, I might add, in spite of the fact that I voted about 97% thumbs-up on other people's banners.
Aude, delighted as I am that you are contributing yet more of your thoughtful and amusing work, you'll want to go to the tab marked "banners" at the top of the page. Click on that, and you'll find an upload button that will project your creation into banner immortality. At least until it gets voted down, at any rate.
Thanks for playing.
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#3550 2010-12-13 00:39:00
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