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#1 2010-11-08 21:09:30

sic

Just say you knew Dahmer before it was cool...

More about Dahmer, the high school years from Derf's Website

His stuff rocks...(Derf, that is...)

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#2 2010-11-08 22:58:05

I got off jury duty like that once.  Afterward, back in the jury waiting area, everyone acted like I had AIDS or something.

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#3 2010-11-08 23:24:27

Tell 'em you're a reporter. Never fails.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_in_the_Heart

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#4 2010-11-08 23:27:18

Who cares if minorities and brainwashed PC Whites think you have AIDS.  As for me, I’ve reached a point in life where I can’t decide if I still want to avoid jury duty, or if I want to be certain the minority on trial is put away.

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#5 2010-11-09 03:01:08

http://i52.tinypic.com/vpc6c1.jpg

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#6 2010-11-09 03:07:09

OMG!  The police need to go to Ryan Seacrest's apartment right now!  It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer somehow got out of prison!

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#7 2010-11-09 03:11:07

fnord wrote:

OMG!  The police need to go to Ryan Seacrest's apartment right now!  It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer somehow got out of prison!

Jeffrey Dahmer is about as dead as Tupac Shakur.

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#8 2010-11-09 06:45:25

Two words to strike fear into the heart of every prosecuting attorney: Jury Nullification.

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#9 2010-11-09 07:38:50

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Two words to strike fear into the heart of every prosecuting attorney: Jury Nullification.

That's why I might want to be on a jury, to be the holdout who prevents nullification, so the DA can order a new trial and get the nigger put away with a different jury!

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