#1 2007-11-19 22:29:43

I'm guessing she's not a stripper.

-- A woman was arrested Friday after Sanford police discovered unsupervised children inside a home filled with dirty diapers, crab shells, knives, propane tanks and cannabis, according to officials.

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#2 2007-11-19 22:31:21

Oh sure she is.   Is this a test?

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#3 2007-11-20 01:19:34

We’re talking about Florida.  In Florida, a pretty girl is one who has most of her teeth and weighs less than 175#.  She may well be a stripper.

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#4 2007-11-20 02:39:10

The officer discovered trash and items not appropriate for children strewn throughout it, Sanford police said.

One can only wonder what Local 6 considers an inappropriate item. Did anyone else notice the ads for Liberty University alongside the story?

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#5 2007-11-21 01:05:20

She's the Heat Miser of the South Pole.

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