Seriously fnord, how many posts about individual black people acting stupid do you still have to go before you reach one tenth of one percent of the black population?

I hate to pander to fnord during these troubled times on the board but who, seriously...who... even remotely thinks dipping a child in boiling water is an appropriate punishment? 

I am flabbergasted that this is apparently a choice amongst choices for dealing with an unruly child.

Of course white people never burn their kids. 

There's no page dedicated to "white trash lobsters" because we just aren't obsessed with you people the way you are obsessed with us.  It's really a sickness with you.  You claim you live in an area with no black people, but that's all you ever fucking talk about.  I'm not fond of Arab men, but the number of times I thnk of them most days is exactly ZERO unless I have to deal with them, and even then, I treat them as individuals.  You are such a sorry, sad, pathetic fuck.  Who moves away from the thing that he hates and still talks about it and thinks about it every fucking waking moment????

headkicker_girl wrote:

Of course white people never burn their kids.

We use microwaves.

thefriendsofeddiedoyle wrote:

We had an incident out here not too long ago.  Trash knows no color.  Nor income level.

http://www.indianasnewscenter.com/news/ … 67043.html

Ptah?

No, I'm not ptah.  It is tempting to pose as him but I don't have the energy.  I'm just another dot-bomb refugee out here in the hinterland.

Tall Paul wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Of course white people never burn their kids.

We use microwaves.

Down south they deep-fry EVERYTHING!

'Tis the season for schlachtplatte.

Stinkhammer wrote:

Well, for true down south cookin' you must first melt a stick of butter in a pan...

Or a pound of Paula Deen.  I'm sure she can spare a pound of lard.

Taint wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Stinkhammer wrote:

Well, for true down south cookin' you must first melt a stick of butter in a pan...

Or a pound of Paula Deen.  I'm sure she can spare a pound of lard.

I had to interview her for a story several months ago. She was a helluva lot of fun to talk to but watching her television program is still the equivalent of biting into aluminum foil with fillings.

Yeah, I can't watch it. I cant take her voice...

Drunken midnight shift ban hammer applied.

I didn't actually see any of the unedited offending posts, so let's hope fnord's not just Jim Crowing me.

Tall Paul wrote:

Hats off to fnord!

Well, not all of the way off - Just a slight tip in his direction.  He would warrant the whole hat had he simply banned the spammer him-self as opposed to passing that part of the task off.  I mean, I under-stand that he is busy and all.  Still, . . .

tojo2000 wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Of course white people never burn their kids.

Of course not.  White people pay illegal immigrants under the table to burn their kids.

Excuse me. How was I supposed to know Manuela's documents were fake?

Decadence wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Hats off to fnord!

Well, not all of the way off - Just a slight tip in his direction.  He would warrant the whole hat had he simply banned the spammer him-self as opposed to passing that part of the task off.  I mean, I under-stand that he is busy and all.  Still, . . .

I don't have the power to banish spammers or I would have done it myself.

fnord wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Hats off to fnord!

Well, not all of the way off - Just a slight tip in his direction.  He would warrant the whole hat had he simply banned the spammer him-self as opposed to passing that part of the task off.  I mean, I under-stand that he is busy and all.  Still, . . .

I don't have the power to banish spammers or I would have done it myself.

I have no superpowers in this universe, which explains why I did nothing. By the way, the hat I was referring to was a jimmy hat.

You are forgiven, that's a natural mistake. I shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.