#18351 2011-01-21 02:35:15

MSG Tripps wrote:

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Uhh-huh, Uhh-huh...

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#18352 2011-01-21 02:51:18

The only real cheapness I saw growing up was from my grandpa.  He made a lot of money working in the oil field, but never spent a penny on anything that he didn't have to.  Through his entire life he owned three cars all of which he kept immaculate, the last being a silver Ford LTD.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2005/004/6/3/1970__s_Ford_LTD_by_CRWPitman.jpg

There was no dining out, bad habits, vacations or entertainment.  Somehow I've become the exact opposite by eating out every meal, drinking constantly, multiple long distance vacations every year, I'm on my fourteenth car and I'm an entertainment addict.  My grandpa died with more money in the bank that he had spent through his entire life and I'm sure I'm going to die broke.  At least I'm taking advantage.

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#18353 2011-01-21 09:17:09

Some people are just wired that way. My older brother is a PhD chemist and is head of chemistry at a chemical processing plant. Makes great money and isn't married or have any kids. He lives in a log cabin behind a cow pasture, still dumpster dives behind the grocery store for expired food, watches broadcast TV and hasn't ever taken a vacation that he didn't drive to and camp at. But he paid his mortgage off in 6 years and is on track to "retire" at age 55.

Oh yeah, pics:

http://www.trainerjosh.com/stupid-workout.jpg

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/whatsonthewebp1.gif

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#18354 2011-01-21 14:20:13

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#18355 2011-01-21 18:42:49

Ok, that gives me an idea....

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#18356 2011-01-21 18:51:02

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#18357 2011-01-21 19:06:56

Dirckman wrote:

My grandpa died with more money in the bank that he had spent through his entire life and I'm sure I'm going to die broke.  At least I'm taking advantage.

If you die with money in the bank, you lose.

The object of life is to die owing money.  If that happens, you won.

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#18358 2011-01-22 03:51:59

I don't know if I can explain this better than Choad.  At one time, "Use it up, wear it out, make it do" and "Waste not, want not" were rules followed by most people in this country whether they were rich or poor.  Rich people didn't just save for a rainy day, they kept more than enough on hand to outlast a major storm with widespread flooding.  It wouldn't do to appear to be in financial distress or actually have to ask for help.  Any item purchased was expected to be sturdy enough to last for a long time, possibly for more than one lifetime.  People from Old Money considered ostentatious displays of wealth to be very low class behavior.  And spoiling children was considered bad form, because they would grow up to be weak and dependent.

While there was no need for it financially, I wore a lot of hand me downs as a child because my parents saw no reason why I shouldn't wear clothes my brothers outgrew.  My parents kept their cars for many years; of course cars were built better back then.  I had to shame my parents into getting a Color TV by showing my friends the last B&W TV in the neighborhood.  Their view was that it still worked, so there was no reason to replace it.   

Some of this has rubbed off on me, because Partner™ drives me crazy by throwing out perfectly good household items and buying new ones to replace them.  For example, we've owned at least four different coffee makers in the last twenty years because at some point the current one no longer looked acceptable to him for one reason or another.  I've gone to look for items I had put away in case I needed them again in the future, only to find he threw them out!  I find it difficult to throw usable items away; Partner™ will cart them to Goodwill with the attitude we can always get a new one if we need to.


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#18359 2011-01-22 19:06:44

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#18365 2011-01-23 11:14:42

Dmtdust wrote:

I attribute this primarily to marksmanship and esprit de corps.

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#18366 2011-01-23 11:56:52

it helps that the palestinians primarily use slingshots and the Israelies use automatic firearms.

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#18367 2011-01-23 12:21:34

CurtyCakes wrote:



hat?

Gih.  I've certainly never seen anything like it.

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#18368 2011-01-23 12:21:45

It also helps that the Israeli's have a massive Western propaganda machine behind them.  When an Israeli gets shot it's an attack on Democratic ideals, when a Palestinian gets shot it's merely self-defense and justified.

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#18369 2011-01-23 12:27:37

I've often wondered... if Israel was filled with, say, muslims or blacks people (or black muslims!) instead of white jews, would the West be so tolerant of their bullshit.

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#18370 2011-01-23 13:49:08

"Oklahoma City man admits conning baby sitters by posing as autistic and wearing diapers."
http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-adm … le/3522781

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#18371 2011-01-23 15:32:01

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#18372 2011-01-23 15:45:19

scarydog wrote:

"Oklahoma City man admits conning baby sitters by posing as autistic and wearing diapers."
http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-adm … le/3522781

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5087/538 … 3b_o_d.jpg

Here we go punishing the innovative again.

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#18374 2011-01-23 16:45:54

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http://pics.livejournal.com/allah_sulu/pic/000e7s14

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu256/fagotron711/cohen_karatestance954.jpg

http://media.fukung.net/images/11582/be0315497449753013c2a36fcef3821a.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/h1S0q.jpg

It's a sad, sad day...

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#18375 2011-01-23 21:02:36

GooberMcNutly wrote:

It's a sad, sad day...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf7al … o1_500.jpg

*sigh*

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#18376 2011-01-23 22:05:29

Taint wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

It's a sad, sad day...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf7al … o1_500.jpg

*sigh*

I dunno... looks like it might be a little risky to me.

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#18378 2011-01-24 01:03:14

Taint wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

It's a sad, sad day...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf7al … o1_500.jpg

*sigh*

Oh, it's not that sad.  I know someone who was a neighbor of Mr. Kneivel and from what I understand, he was a real dick.

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#18379 2011-01-24 02:23:21

peco wrote:

I've often wondered... if Israel was filled with, say, muslims or blacks people (or black muslims!) instead of white jews, would the West be so tolerant of their bullshit.

Many Jews in Israel aren't white. And most that are were chased out of their "home" countries. Just as the Palestinians were refused by Jordan and other "brother" Arab nations.

Sour grapes...

Tolerant of bullshit? Alas, I seem to see some real estate a bit south of Israel covered in blacks and Muslims, and black Muslims as well, that no matter how many times each and every governmental entity flames out into a hellish pit of tribally charged, murderous, rape-tastic, machete hacking, racial genocide the US and Church organizations still fork over BILLIONS in financial aid with nary a thank you note is return.

But the name escapes me....

Ah...yes....Africa.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hspjzfC024/TC5QHuJwqhI/AAAAAAAABac/XpdTL_2Sa0Y/s1600/end-the-unjust-Jewish-occupation-of-Muslim-land.jpg

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#18380 2011-01-24 04:01:54

spuddonkey wrote:

peco wrote:

I've often wondered... if Israel was filled with, say, muslims or blacks people (or black muslims!) instead of white jews, would the West be so tolerant of their bullshit.

Many Jews in Israel aren't white. And most that are were chased out of their "home" countries. Just as the Palestinians were refused by Jordan and other "brother" Arab nations.

Sour grapes...

Tolerant of bullshit? Alas, I seem to see some real estate a bit south of Israel covered in blacks and Muslims, and black Muslims as well, that no matter how many times each and every governmental entity flames out into a hellish pit of tribally charged, murderous, rape-tastic, machete hacking, racial genocide the US and Church organizations still fork over BILLIONS in financial aid with nary a thank you note is return.

But the name escapes me....

Ah...yes....Africa.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hspjzfC024/T … m-land.jpg

The non-White Jews in Israel are a minority, and are treated like shit by the Ashkenazim. The black female ones are encouraged to use a very dangerous form of birth control in order to keep their birthrate down.  You skirted the issue of why the Palestinians are refugees in the first place, and besides it isn't feasible for surrounding countries to take in an entire nation’s population when that country becomes occupied by foreigners.  To do so would overwhelm and destabilize their own societies.  Black African countries and their problems are totally irrelevant to the Israeli/Palestinian situation.  Bringing them up was a piss poor attempt at misdirection on your part.

I and millions of other Americans are tired of subsidizing the occupation of Palestine.  It costs us billions in tax dollars paid to Israel every year, billions of dollars in “Fuck You” fees added to the price of crude oil, and earns us the hatred of a large portion of the world’s population.  And Israel shows its gratitude by, among other things, bombing an American warship, spying on America, and selling the classified information and technology they obtain from us.  Israel sold the information they obtained from Jonathan Pollard to the Soviet Union; this resulted in the deaths of over 200 American agents and dried up our sources of information about the Eastern Bloc during the Cold War.  They’ve sold restricted technology to China, which has helped devastate our economy and strengthened the Chinese military.  I could go on, but I will stop with these examples of our “friend” Israel’s treachery.

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#18381 2011-01-24 07:25:23

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#18382 2011-01-24 07:45:44

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#18383 2011-01-24 10:03:50

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#18384 2011-01-24 10:45:56

spuddonkey wrote:

peco wrote:

I've often wondered... if Israel was filled with, say, muslims or blacks people (or black muslims!) instead of white jews, would the West be so tolerant of their bullshit.

Many Jews in Israel aren't white. And most that are were chased out of their "home" countries. Just as the Palestinians were refused by Jordan and other "brother" Arab nations.

Sour grapes...

Tolerant of bullshit? Alas, I seem to see some real estate a bit south of Israel covered in blacks and Muslims, and black Muslims as well, that no matter how many times each and every governmental entity flames out into a hellish pit of tribally charged, murderous, rape-tastic, machete hacking, racial genocide the US and Church organizations still fork over BILLIONS in financial aid with nary a thank you note is return.

But the name escapes me....

Ah...yes....Africa.

Hardly sour grapes.  Remember that before 1948, that land where Israel is now belonged to someone else, and western powers (read: USA, UK) arbitrarily took it away and handed it over to the Jews.  They could have given the Jews, say, Long Island (where, IIRC, there are more actual Jews than in Israel) but instead they chose to fuck the Palestinians.

Now, to be fair, the neighbouring nations fuck the Palestinians too and want very little to do with them, but they're not KILLING the Palestinians nor taking away their stuff for shits and giggles.

If the UN met tomorrow and decided to hand over Illinois to the Palestinians, would Americans bitch and moan?  Would they just say "meh, OK"?  Somehow I think not.  How about if the Palestinians showed up and started kicking Americans out of their homes and handing the houses over to Palestinians? 

The situation in Israel gets glossed over because it's Jews and Palestinians - It's a cultural taboo to question Jews on anything, and nobody gives a shit about Palestinians - but that doesn't make it right.

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#18385 2011-01-24 18:05:13

For some reason, this made me feel better.

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#18386 2011-01-24 22:44:30

fnord wrote:

spuddonkey wrote:

peco wrote:

I've often wondered... if Israel was filled with, say, muslims or blacks people (or black muslims!) instead of white jews, would the West be so tolerant of their bullshit.

Many Jews in Israel aren't white. And most that are were chased out of their "home" countries. Just as the Palestinians were refused by Jordan and other "brother" Arab nations.

Sour grapes...

Tolerant of bullshit? Alas, I seem to see some real estate a bit south of Israel covered in blacks and Muslims, and black Muslims as well, that no matter how many times each and every governmental entity flames out into a hellish pit of tribally charged, murderous, rape-tastic, machete hacking, racial genocide the US and Church organizations still fork over BILLIONS in financial aid with nary a thank you note is return.

But the name escapes me....

Ah...yes....Africa.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__hspjzfC024/T … m-land.jpg

The non-White Jews in Israel are a minority, and are treated like shit by the Ashkenazim. The black female ones are encouraged to use a very dangerous form of birth control in order to keep their birthrate down.  You skirted the issue of why the Palestinians are refugees in the first place, and besides it isn't feasible for surrounding countries to take in an entire nation’s population when that country becomes occupied by foreigners.  To do so would overwhelm and destabilize their own societies.  Black African countries and their problems are totally irrelevant to the Israeli/Palestinian situation.  Bringing them up was a piss poor attempt at misdirection on your part.

I and millions of other Americans are tired of subsidizing the occupation of Palestine.  It costs us billions in tax dollars paid to Israel every year, billions of dollars in “Fuck You” fees added to the price of crude oil, and earns us the hatred of a large portion of the world’s population.  And Israel shows its gratitude by, among other things, bombing an American warship, spying on America, and selling the classified information and technology they obtain from us.  Israel sold the information they obtained from Jonathan Pollard to the Soviet Union; this resulted in the deaths of over 200 American agents and dried up our sources of information about the Eastern Bloc during the Cold War.  They’ve sold restricted technology to China, which has helped devastate our economy and strengthened the Chinese military.  I could go on, but I will stop with these examples of our “friend” Israel’s treachery.

Not that I know much about the vagaries of Middle Eastern cultural relations, but it's my understanding that the Sephardic Jews in Israel at the time of the Holocaust thought the European (Ashkenazic) Jews got what they deserved from the Nazis for being "decadent," i.e., not following the strict lifestyles and traditions demanded by orthodox Judaism. That lack of sympathy seems to have been a huge sore point between Sephardic and Ashkenazic Jews since WWII.

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#18387 2011-01-24 23:10:05

scarydog wrote:

Not that I know much about the vagaries of Middle Eastern cultural relations, but it's my understanding that the Sephardic Jews in Israel at the time of the Holocaust thought the European (Ashkenazic) Jews got what they deserved from the Nazis for being "decadent," i.e., not following the strict lifestyles and traditions demanded by orthodox Judaism. That lack of sympathy seems to have been a huge sore point between Sephardic and Ashkenazic Jews since WWII.

I have no way of knowing how historically factual this is, but I'm going to believe it because it validates my preconceptions.   

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#18388 2011-01-24 23:29:28

"Picture thread"? Get it? If I see "Jewish" in a title, I want to see

http://www.laurietobyedison.com/images/fm_gallery_26b.jpg

and

http://images.salon.com/sex/turn_on/2002/07/25/lucian/story.jpg

, guys wearing girdles

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NkARXplj0mg/S9TO_6DRkeI/AAAAAAAACCw/6GHmXQt3TYE/s1600/high-priest2.jpg

, hot chicks

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/80000/Out-of-Jewish-Rye-Again--80271.jpg

and working girls

http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/girls-carrying-guns-israel-jew-14.jpg

not two old nebbishers arguing

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_Producers/2005_the_producers_028.jpg

Can't we all just get along?

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#18389 2011-01-24 23:44:48

You're right Goob, sorry.  Fnord should like this one.

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#18390 2011-01-25 02:44:46

R. Crumb's Illustrated Genesis is fucking awesome.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3qaG_TBTUvc/TEICNsW_CII/AAAAAAAABlg/gyMLWll-xI4/s1600/Crumb2.jpg

Here's the High Street party when 'ol Yahweh checks in

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#18391 2011-01-25 03:29:15

sigmoid freud wrote:

R. Crumb's Illustrated Genesis is fucking awesome.

'Tis that!

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#18393 2011-01-25 06:27:02

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#18394 2011-01-25 08:35:44

sigmoid freud wrote:

R. Crumb's Illustrated Genesis is fucking awesome.

Forsooth! I keep a copy next to my bible in the bookshelf.

These guys keep it company:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/zkfIIODV5hnu7w938aeD8EdHo1_250.jpg

Anybody recognize them?

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#18395 2011-01-25 15:52:31

GooberMcNutly wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

R. Crumb's Illustrated Genesis is fucking awesome.

Forsooth! I keep a copy next to my bible in the bookshelf.

These guys keep it company:

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Anybody recognize them?

It looks like the original edition of The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort.

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#18397 2011-01-25 18:47:50

Good job fnord. Curious about how the other half lives?

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#18398 2011-01-25 19:09:38

Me = Long time listener, first time poster.
From my junk mail pile...
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#18399 2011-01-25 19:11:50

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Good job fnord. Curious about how the other half lives?

I had a copy of this book during the 70s for some reason.  It got discarded at some point during one of my moves.  Peering through the cannabis haze of years gone by, I can't remember why I bought it or when it left my library.

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#18400 2011-01-25 20:36:53

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