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#3654 2011-02-04 09:16:11
I am rather taken with the phrase "Lolz & Ordure." I'm going to have to try to work that into conversation.
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#3656 2011-02-04 20:38:08
George Orr wrote:
I am rather taken with the phrase "Lolz & Ordure." I'm going to have to try to work that into conversation.
Please do! And it took a while to get it looking right too.
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#3659 2011-02-05 19:36:58
Tall Paul wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I am rather taken with the phrase "Lolz & Ordure." I'm going to have to try to work that into conversation.
Please do! And it took a while to get it looking right too.
Agreed, but am I supposed to recognize the photo? Or is it just from some random field trip to the state capitol?
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#3660 2011-02-05 23:48:36
What Square said. The phrase is great, the execution not so much.
(wouldn't "lulz"be more in line with current usage? )
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#3661 2011-02-05 23:51:23
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Beautiful (sniff).
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#3662 2011-02-06 00:50:44
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Suggest perhaps it should be 'Prevert!'
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#3664 2011-02-06 04:54:32
square wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I am rather taken with the phrase "Lolz & Ordure." I'm going to have to try to work that into conversation.
Please do! And it took a while to get it looking right too.
Agreed, but am I supposed to recognize the photo? Or is it just from some random field trip to the state capitol?
It's the College Republicans, and yes it does look a bit dodgy. I would have rather used High Streeters but couldn't be bothered to collect all those scattered bad photos. When I come up with a better idea I'll make another one.
One problem is that the original is large and centered, on either a black background or a picture of the cast in a street scene. It leaves little room for anything else. I like the SATIRICAL INTENT but may replace it with HIGH-STREET.ORG and forget about the gaggle of geeks.
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#3665 2011-02-06 05:42:45
whosasailorthen wrote:
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The speech balloon was already filled in. I didn't see a reason to change it.
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#3666 2011-02-06 15:38:19
Tall Paul wrote:
It's the College Republicans, and yes it does look a bit dodgy. I would have rather used High Streeters but couldn't be bothered to collect all those scattered bad photos. When I come up with a better idea I'll make another one.
Not really complaining about the photo, was just curious if it had some significance.
When we have the High Street meetup, we can take a group photo dressed as the L&O crew. I call Richard Belzer.
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#3667 2011-02-06 20:03:15
Like so:
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#3678 2011-02-13 23:00:55
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#3681 2011-02-15 23:24:07
I've been thinking of a Mission: Impossible parody banner. Here's a short list of possibilities:
confusion: inexpressible
delusion: irrepressible
passion: negligible
emission: nocturnal
aggression: inevitable
infection: transmittable
frisson: unsuppressible
lesson: reprehensible
rhetoric: inflammable
position: indefensible
Can anyone come up with any combinations to better represent the zeitgeist of High Street?
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#3682 2011-02-17 00:54:24
Just released a slew of banners by Tall Paul. Honestly, Paul, get a hobby. Get laid. Collect stamps. Buy a hooker. We'll raise some money for you.
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#3683 2011-02-17 01:36:16
Taint wrote:
Just released a slew of banners by Tall Paul. Honestly, Paul, get a hobby. Get laid. Collect stamps. Buy a hooker. We'll raise some money for you.
But I learn so much about small-scale sleazy Photoshop tricks this way!
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#3684 2011-02-17 21:48:49
The only one I like even a little is "emission: nocturnal." But unless you can find a really appropriate photo of Tom Cruise, even that is reaching a bit too hard.
Take Taint's advice and do something to recharge.
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#3685 2011-02-18 02:13:03
George Orr wrote:
The only one I like even a little is "emission: nocturnal." But unless you can find a really appropriate photo of Tom Cruise, even that is reaching a bit too hard.
Take Taint's advice and do something to recharge.
Find your own fap bait, Honeychile. I'm leaning towards Rhetoric: Inflammable. It fits the graphic.
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#3686 2011-02-18 02:35:49
Do what you like; given the volume, I'm downvoting all but the very best of your output.
| Total votes | Filename | Username | Votes for | Votes against | Net score | Shown to |
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| 10 | dance.jpg | Tall Paul | 3 | 7 | -4 | Users and guests |
| 1 | youth.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 2 | kitty.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 1 | lunacy.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 6 | WELCOME.jpg | Tall Paul | 5 | 1 | 4 | Users and guests |
| 1 | dildos.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 1 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 4 | Make-up-your-mind.jpg | Tall Paul | 4 | 0 | 4 | Users and guests |
| 2 | really.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 2 | -2 | Users and guests |
| 2 | donkey.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 1 | warning.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 6 | comin.jpg | Tall Paul | 4 | 2 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 1 | no-tea.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 1 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 2 | tread.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 0 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 8 | Money.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 7 | -6 | Not shown |
| 4 | treat.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 3 | -2 | Users and guests |
| 2 | knifed.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 2 | unwelcome.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 12 | Hard-to-Tell.jpg | Tall Paul | 10 | 2 | 8 | Users and guests |
| 2 | hats.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 3 | makesense.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 2 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 2 | neighborhood.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 2 | -2 | Users and guests |
| 8 | Glitter.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 2 | 4 | Users and guests |
| 4 | Slow.jpg | Tall Paul | 3 | 1 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 1 | STASH.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 1 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 1 | sax-violins.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 1 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 1 | users.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 3 | lowroad.jpg | Tall Paul | 3 | 0 | 3 | Users and guests |
| 6 | jerk.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 0 | 6 | Registered users |
| 3 | fab.jpg | Tall Paul | 3 | 0 | 3 | Users and guests |
| 1 | tape.jpg | Tall Paul | 0 | 1 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 8 | Colllectible.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 2 | 4 | Users and guests |
| 4 | pastfuture.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 2 | 0 | Users and guests |
| 8 | No-Use.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 2 | 4 | Users and guests |
| 5 | really2.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 3 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 1 | calf.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 6 | In-Crowd.jpg | Tall Paul | 4 | 2 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 1 | FLIP.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 6 | Imagine.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 0 | 6 | Users and guests |
| 2 | guess.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 0 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 6 | Improbable.jpg | Tall Paul | 6 | 0 | 6 | Users and guests |
| 2 | innocent.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 0 | 2 | Users and guests |
| 8 | Dream.jpg | Tall Paul | 7 | 1 | 6 | Users and guests |
| 1 | ken.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 3 | mothearpuckcores.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 1 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 10 | cat-wedding.jpg | Tall Paul | 4 | 6 | -2 | Users and guests |
| 1 | tooth.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 0 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 3 | driver.jpg | Tall Paul | 1 | 2 | -1 | Users and guests |
| 3 | drippy.jpg | Tall Paul | 2 | 1 | 1 | Users and guests |
| 9 | WSH.jpg | Tall Paul | 8 | 1 | 7 | Registered users |
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#3687 2011-02-18 05:42:18
My advice, TP, is that you get in touch with Pale and start using comic sans.
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#3688 2011-02-18 07:03:24
Fled wrote:
My advice, TP, is that you get in touch with Pale and start using comic sans.
I'm beyond the Pale, Fled. Your typographical fetishes do not amuse me.
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#3689 2011-02-18 15:52:21
square wrote:
Do what you like; given the volume, I'm downvoting all but the very best of your output.
You have a second.
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#3690 2011-02-18 18:51:47
Jeeze, I slave over a hot iMac all day and all the thanks I get is a banner-troll war.
Let's settle this now: I Photoshop. I do serious work for fun and eventual profit, and recently I've had the time (and the stress) to research images and 'shop them into HS banners partly for amusement but mostly for relaxation. If you like one, vote for it. If you don't like another one, vote 'no'. Otherwise, get busy and make some more of your own. Honk if you know it's art.
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#3691 2011-02-19 07:53:23
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#3694 2011-02-21 16:03:25
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