#1 2008-08-23 21:30:54
SNL alum Victoria Jackson actually made me laugh today.
"You see, what bothers me most, besides that he is a Communist, and a whitey- hater, (although he is half white), is that he is a LIAR. He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute!"
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#2 2008-08-23 23:37:40
Is she kidding?
The fucking Antichrist?
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#3 2008-08-23 23:52:06
Wait, he's really not the Antichrist?
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#4 2008-08-24 00:38:49
Oh, God. I think she's serious.
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#5 2008-08-24 00:55:19
She is fucking serious. I hate to break it to her, but Obongo doesn’t have what it would take to be The Antichrist.
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#6 2008-08-24 01:01:49
Yeah, I think she's serious. I saw her on the TV a few years ago. In the interview she was talking about her wacko religion. Or just maybe it's the longest running SNL skit in history.
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#7 2008-08-24 01:02:56
Why do all entertainment has-beens seem to be either drug freaks or Jebus freaks?
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#8 2008-08-24 01:07:08
George Orr wrote:
Why do all entertainment has-beens seem to be either drug freaks or Jebus freaks?
A lot of them are ex-drug freaks that needed something slightly less destructive to fill the void with.
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#9 2008-08-24 01:31:37
"I used to be all messed up on drugs. But then I found the Lord. And now I'm all messed up on the Lord." - Cheech & Chong
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#10 2008-08-24 04:10:29
George Orr wrote:
"I used to be all messed up on drugs. But then I found the Lord. And now I'm all messed up on the Lord." - Cheech & Chong
It's true. I did the God beat as a reporter for about three years and the most die-hard members of the most die-hard sects and groups usually had pretty extreme pasts. Former womanizin', meth-shootin', jenkem-snortin' bikers would become Fundamentalist bible thumpin' Jeebus freaks. And they relished the opportunities to their stories.
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#11 2008-08-24 04:20:49
According to wiki she was hired on to SNL in '86, meaning it has taken her TWENTY TWO YEARS to say something funny.
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#12 2008-08-24 10:15:56
jesusluvspegging wrote:
it has taken her TWENTY TWO YEARS to say something funny.
My point exactly.
I like her touring schedule. In July she played at the North American Hairstyling Awards. D'you think she went over well with the majority of male hairstylists?
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#13 2008-08-24 11:01:01
She said two things that were funny. Or didn't you read this far down?
"I contribute this directly to a rapid decline in Bible teaching resulting in the break up of the family unit, the anchor of a society."
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#14 2008-08-24 11:24:53
hedgewizard wrote:
She said two things that were funny. Or didn't you read this far down?
Fuck off, you mongoloid hair-splitter. To be sure, the site is full of unintentional humor, much like any other jebus-centric screed.
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#15 2008-08-24 17:04:34
karenw wrote:
hedgewizard wrote:
She said two things that were funny. Or didn't you read this far down?
Fuck off, you mongoloid hair-splitter. To be sure, the site is full of unintentional humor, much like any other jebus-centric screed.
Doesn't she know that it's against her religion to spill her screed?
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#16 2008-08-25 09:21:57
Too bad. Now I have to retract all that fapping from years past, lying awake late on a lonely Saturday night in the late 80s.
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#17 2010-03-26 21:15:28
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#18 2010-03-27 03:17:17
George Orr wrote:
Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.
Really?
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#19 2010-03-27 06:02:42
Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?
Still, there's always time for a good meal.
Last edited by Fled (2010-03-27 06:11:34)
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#20 2010-03-27 11:16:27
Fled wrote:
Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?
Still, there's always time for a good meal.
http://www.imagehut.net/images/prkn0q3zy5swaz0ztc5.jpg
That picture would be a little less off-putting if she didn't look like she was sitting on the toilet.
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#21 2010-03-27 11:51:05
tojo2000 wrote:
Fled wrote:
Surely two components of Ms. Jackson's cocktail are helium and prednizone, but what is the secret ingredient that makes her a complete idiot?
Still, there's always time for a good meal.
http://www.imagehut.net/images/prkn0q3zy5swaz0ztc5.jpgThat picture would be a little less off-putting if she didn't look like she was sitting on the toilet.
You thought that, too, eh?
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#22 2010-03-27 12:58:49
Oh no, scat again, grumble grumble.
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#23 2010-03-27 21:27:53
Can a woman even get a blumpkin? Inquiring minds want to know?
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#24 2010-03-28 00:02:10
Taint wrote:
Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.
Really?
"Prescient?" Is that Latin for "twat?"
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#25 2010-03-28 15:06:14
Taint wrote:
Really? Was that real? That wasn't real. That was a joke, right? Right? That wasn't real.
Really?
Get ready for the TeaBag Party slate: Palin/Jackson 2012
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#26 2011-02-23 21:31:16
Resurrecting this old thread--just like Victoria's Jesus!
Apparently Obama's not the Antichrist any more, though. Now he's just a run-of-the-mill Communist:
Read the whole thing. It gets better as you go along and redlines as soon as they start quoting Miss Victoria.
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#27 2011-02-23 22:06:38
I thought communist scare tactics went out with the 80's??
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#28 2011-02-23 22:18:20
Emmeran wrote:
I thought communist scare tactics went out with the 80's??
So did Victoria Jackson, so it's fitting.
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