High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / NSFW: Picture Thread!

foog · 2011-03-27 03:30:25

sigmoid freud wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_newton_ … rts_g3.jpg
That's England's George III being farted upon by an early version of John Bull, but it puts me more in mind of our own recent George II.

The inspiration for Viz Magazine's Johnny Fartpants?

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choad · 2011-03-27 05:21:26

foog wrote:
The inspiration for Viz Magazine's Johnny Fartpants?

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/805_johnny.jpg

I thought fart jokes obsessed the English before they climbed out of their primordial trees.

https://cruelery.com/img/johnnyfartpantsfigurine.jpg

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scarydog · 2011-03-27 09:49:12

Mmmmmmmm.

choad · 2011-03-28 04:02:15

Fled · 2011-03-28 15:55:23

Side pic?

Fled · 2011-03-28 16:02:48

scarydog · 2011-03-28 21:26:25

Some of "Saucy Jacky's" finest work.

sigmoid freud · 2011-03-28 22:22:03

Fled wrote:
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l150/grygse/dowatnow2/f1b6883f.gif

Hoo dat?

whosasailorthen · 2011-03-28 22:25:24

sigmoid freud wrote:
Fled wrote:
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l150/grygse/dowatnow2/f1b6883f.gif
Hoo dat?

You're kidding, right?

sigmoid freud · 2011-03-28 22:26:54

scarydog wrote:
Some of "Saucy Jacky's" finest work.

"But one of these things is not like the others ..."

sigmoid freud · 2011-03-28 22:40:29

whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Fled wrote:
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l150/grygse/dowatnow2/f1b6883f.gif
Hoo dat?
You're kidding, right?

Not a clue. Mubarak? Charlie Sheen? The heretofore unrevealed soul of Wall St.?

Dmtdust · 2011-03-28 22:59:19

Jack the Ripper.

Dirckman · 2011-03-28 23:22:36

I took the Jack the Ripper tour given by Donald Rumbelow a few years back. Donald Rumbelow is a genius and not only talked about the killings, but also gave insight into life in London at the time. Some of the best money I've ever spent.

whosasailorthen · 2011-03-28 23:40:39

sigmoid freud wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:

Hoo dat?
You're kidding, right?
Not a clue. Mubarak? Charlie Sheen? The heretofore unrevealed soul of Wall St.?

Close.

sigmoid freud · 2011-03-29 00:32:55

whosasailorthen wrote:
Close.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/ … ckBook.jpg

Ah. Thank you.

Pic related:

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GooberMcNutly · 2011-03-30 00:21:36

sigmoid freud · 2011-03-30 00:47:49

GooberMcNutly wrote:
http://www.gaskrank.tv/tv/intradat/etc/player/gaskrank.swf

Front page!

Fled · 2011-03-30 07:50:57

Emmeran · 2011-03-30 08:59:07

http://imgur.com/a/2RfCA#Em2Tv

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MSG Tripps · 2011-03-30 16:02:10

3d Stone

Fled · 2011-03-30 18:20:47

MSG Tripps wrote:
3d Stone

Thanks, Sarge.

lechero · 2011-03-30 20:18:11

Taint · 2011-03-30 20:44:04

lechero wrote:
http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Old.jpg

It's gonna take a while to get that image out of my head.

scarydog · 2011-03-30 20:51:47

Taint wrote:
lechero wrote:
http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Old.jpg
It's gonna take a while to get that image out of my head.

A little antidote:

scarydog · 2011-03-30 21:08:13

lechero wrote:
http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Old.jpg

I just noticed...

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tojo2000 · 2011-03-30 22:39:35

scarydog wrote:
Taint wrote:
lechero wrote:
http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Old.jpg
It's gonna take a while to get that image out of my head.
A little antidote:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5057/557 … 83_o_d.jpg

Um, Scarydog, I don't think that's going to have the curative properties for Taint that it would have for you.

Dmtdust · 2011-03-31 00:43:06

scarydog · 2011-03-31 03:43:37

tojo2000 wrote:
scarydog wrote:
Taint wrote:
It's gonna take a while to get that image out of my head.
A little antidote:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5057/557 … 83_o_d.jpg
Um, Scarydog, I don't think that's going to have the curative properties for Taint that it would have for you.

Damn, I should have noticed it was Taint. I might have even made things WORSE! Okay, let's try this again:

Hope you feel better, Taint!

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Tall Paul · 2011-03-31 03:54:56

Now I feel sick.

Dmtdust · 2011-03-31 12:36:14

scarydog · 2011-03-31 13:57:04

Tall Paul wrote:
Now I feel sick.

Take two tonight, see us in the morning.

GooberMcNutly · 2011-03-31 15:47:35

While they came from this great post about Completely Unusable Stock Photos I prefer to think of it as High-Street's candid photo album...

Who are these High-Streeters?

choad · 2011-03-31 16:04:58

Taint · 2011-03-31 18:49:22

choad wrote:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhqpc … 28_500.gif

It was a great photo to begin with...

Tall Paul · 2011-03-31 19:42:11

sigmoid freud · 2011-04-01 00:42:04

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choad · 2011-04-01 18:50:52

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Dmtdust · 2011-04-01 21:31:44

Ever desire something you really don't have the time for anymore?

George Orr · 2011-04-01 22:56:59

GooberMcNutly wrote:
While they came from this great post about Completely Unusable Stock Photos I prefer to think of it as High-Street's candid photo album...

Who are these High-Streeters?

...

First of all, that link above is gold. I loved 'em all.

But in answer to your question, I reckon this one

comes closest to The Inner George Orr, Or At Least Recently, Most Of The Time.

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Dmtdust · 2011-04-01 23:22:20

Tall Paul · 2011-04-01 23:42:40

Dmtdust wrote:
Ever desire something you really don't have the time for anymore?

Always! Even though this is a transparent hoax, it's beautiful and it's motivated me to put some more thought into designing and building my polyphonic musical siren.

Edit: The Moog webpage for this product is worth a look too!

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choad · 2011-04-02 01:30:52

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Dmtdust · 2011-04-03 21:20:58

Hi Scotty!

Fled · 2011-04-04 08:07:26

GooberMcNutly · 2011-04-04 09:04:09

George Orr wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
While they came from this great post about Completely Unusable Stock Photos I prefer to think of it as High-Street's candid photo album...

Who are these High-Streeters?

...
First of all, that link above is gold. I loved 'em all.

But in answer to your question, I reckon this one

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_enhanced-buzz.jpg

comes closest to The Inner George Orr, Or At Least Recently, Most Of The Time.

Thanks George. I feel like

Anachronistic, overfed and doing my best in a genre that doesn't suit me less than any other.

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MrCreosote · 2011-04-04 19:52:07

DON’T ASK! The Pentagon is spending $600,000 on a statue of a fairy riding a frog with a big turd in its mouth

April Fool's Joke?

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sigmoid freud · 2011-04-05 19:27:26

Source for unusable stock photos

It's a goldmine.

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sigmoid freud · 2011-04-05 22:06:17

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sigmoid freud · 2011-04-05 23:04:17

I'm in the mood for milf.

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Fled · 2011-04-06 18:28:58

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