Wow, from back when people actually bothered to "take over the air waves".  Funny that it seems so quaint now.

MSG Tripps wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Funny that it seems so quaint....

Funny; most people today could not tell their ass from a hole in the ground even if their motherfucking life depended on it.

Don't get your dander up now, boys. 

I wasn't talking about Max Headroom or that video being quaint, I was simply stating that "pirates" break the law differently now.  They crack digital rights management crap and copy DVDs.  Or make key generators for copied software programs, or fucking upload a TV show to YouTube.

Back then (oh for the days when I was but a wee lass!) broadcast television was the most immediate source of information in our homes.  It mattered if someone could break into that transmission.  It doesn't matter now, because who the fuck still uses rabbit ears?

Most people in the 80s could not tell their ass from a hole in the ground, even if they had shoved their coke up it.  Most people throughout history couldn't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.  Get over it.  It has nothing to do with the comment or the link.

asdf1971 wrote:

(oh for the days when I was but a wee lass!)

Asstuft, it's traditional around here to provide the boys with a little proof of gender. It also helps to deflect the flack that n00bs receive as a matter of course. The gals who have complied in the past are now legends. The great Emily Strange, who I've never met, is venerated for her fully body nude with marinara sauce. It's not mandatory, of course, but it does help a girl get along.

asdf1971 wrote:

I've already offered naked handstands, Little Willy.  There were no takers.

Missed that, Tufty. Offer still open?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Asstuft, it's traditional around here to provide the boys with a little proof of gender. It also helps to deflect the flack that n00bs receive as a matter of course...It's not mandatory, of course, but it does help a girl get along.

Isn't the gender ratio here approaching 50/50?  I haven't added things up, but if you count only the posts that present links, it feels like the female members are ahead of the guys.  Those elements, plus the gays, make High-Street a very fem place.  Finally, a lady (Sofie) payed for this date - doesn't all of this add up to the men putting out, showing us what you've got, whatever- with a little inscription of place & date?  It's OK if you have to use 11 pt font -make up for it by writing with Tiger Balm or Hot Sauce.

DoucheEllington wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Asstuft, it's traditional around here to provide the boys with a little proof of gender. It also helps to deflect the flack that n00bs receive as a matter of course...It's not mandatory, of course, but it does help a girl get along.

Isn't the gender ratio here approaching 50/50?  I haven't added things up, but if you count only the posts that present links, it feels like the female members are ahead of the guys.  Those elements, plus the gays, make High-Street a very fem place.  Finally, a lady (Sofie) payed for this date - doesn't all of this add up to the men putting out, showing us what you've got, whatever- with a little inscription of place & date?  It's OK if you have to use 11 pt font -make up for it by writing with Tiger Balm or Hot Sauce.

Good idea Douche. Sadly, I lack the requisite wide-angle telephoto lens.

asdf1971 wrote:

DoucheEllington wrote:

doesn't all of this add up to the men putting out, showing us what you've got, whatever- with a little inscription of place & date?  It's OK if you have to use 11 pt font -make up for it by writing with Tiger Balm or Hot Sauce.

I like it.  Or if they're feeling shy, maybe they could post after pictures of the most interesting thing they ever stuck their dick into.  You know, like fresh concrete, hot coals, or their poor old dog Sassy.  Just a suggestion.

You first, Little Willy.

It's likely that the fems here have a different idea of what comprises an "interesting thing to stick" a dick into than the mens's.  My guess for Wilbur: 

or

An incomplete list of things my male friends have admitted to sticking their dicks into:

-a partially hollowed-out banana (he had a dick the size of a baby's thumb; I bet the banana felt silly).
-a stuffed "Tig the Tiger" with the seam under its tail ripped and a greased plasic bag inserted into the opening
-a ziplock bag in an attempt to use it as a condom
-armpits and kneepits of their plus-sized female companions

None of them are nearly as interesting as 1971's suggestions.  Shall we hound the men for pics of them violating an object of our choice, determined by consensus, before they can post?  We'd get to use the "poll" feature more often.

My mommy says I have a big penis.

DoucheEllington wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

My mommy says I have a big penis.
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9241/microoc7.jpg

I bet she has a tiny mouth:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/R0S … ORALLY.jpg

She had no mouth (but I made her scream).

asdf1971 wrote:

Do I detect a soft side to our little Willy?

Soft...hard...depends where you're sitting.