#1 2011-04-13 04:23:06
Step Daddy is 44 years old today. Please send him birthday greetings, and if you have one or know where to get one, send a Bonsai Kitten™.
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#2 2011-04-13 05:32:03
Happy Birthday, Step Daddy!
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#3 2011-04-13 16:26:36
What has he done for us lately?
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#4 2011-04-13 16:38:21
Scotty wrote:
What has he done for us lately?
Hell, what have any of us done for us lately?
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#5 2011-04-13 17:12:41
Scotty wrote:
What has he done for us lately?
And queer his candidacy for sainthood?
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#6 2011-04-13 17:26:57
Check out the legs on Catholic school girl:
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/catholicschoolgirls.png
Those things could crush you like a walnut.
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#7 2011-04-13 19:19:11
Taint wrote:
Scotty wrote:
What has he done for us lately?
Hell, what have any of us done for us lately?
Not shown his face here?
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#8 2011-04-13 22:35:06
Hippo birdie two ewes, rcade.
And take comfort in this: some people are turning mmmh-mmph* this year.
*severely older than you, okay? Never mind how much. Shut up. Fucking brat.
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#9 2011-04-13 23:39:26
Best wishes!
I truly respect your integrity in not cashing in like Lowtax or Drew Curtis. It was integrity, right?
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#10 2011-04-14 02:08:13
George Orr wrote:
Hippo birdie two ewes, rcade.
And take comfort in this: some people are turning mmmh-mmph* this year.
*severely older than you, okay? Never mind how much. Shut up. Fucking brat.
*Fer fuck sake, your not that old girl.
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#13 2011-04-15 01:43:20
Meanwhile, the world's oldest man croaks. Coincidence? You decide.
No wait, the world's oldest man never dies. The next oldest oldest man always knocks him off his pedestal. Sounds like murder.
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