#51 2011-05-03 09:16:01

Relax Scotty, and don't let your wishful thinking get the better of you.  After action reports are often jumbled.  As far as narratives go, this one is very, very positive for Obama, although I don't think the glow will last until election time (and probably not even close).

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#52 2011-05-03 09:19:20

Not really wishful thinking, just anticipating the frothy bullshit foaming and whipping up from the Right if they ever find someone that could possibly put a dent in the oncoming train of four more years.

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#53 2011-05-03 12:00:18

And now the bleeding hearts start to spew.  Gosh, it seems we skipped a whole bunch of legal steps.Apparently, we should have served him with a warrant from an international court.

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#54 2011-05-03 13:02:38

This is far more important that Osama catchin an ounce of lead in the head: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54151.html

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#55 2011-05-03 13:17:35

phreddy wrote:

And now the bleeding hearts start to spew.  Gosh, it seems we skipped a whole bunch of legal steps.Apparently, we should have served him with a warrant from an international court.

Maybe the al Zawahiri and other al Qaeda leaders could appear in court here to sue for damages.

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#56 2011-05-03 13:22:36

phreddy wrote:

And now the bleeding hearts start to spew.  Gosh, it seems we skipped a whole bunch of legal steps.Apparently, we should have served him with a warrant from an international court.

They are absolutely correct.  But that's all academic once the bullet hits the bone.

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#57 2011-05-03 13:37:20

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_binladen_graffiti.jpg


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#58 2011-05-03 14:16:39

Dmtdust wrote:

This is far more important that Osama catchin an ounce of lead in the head: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54151.html

You know the rats are running for cover as we speak.

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#60 2011-05-03 14:41:25

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

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#61 2011-05-03 14:54:46

Scotty wrote:

Unarmed, shot execution style in the head.

Yeah, fuck rule of law.

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#63 2011-05-03 15:50:41

Dmtdust wrote:

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

He had me up until the WilliePete bit; at that point he showed his hand and the previous concepts were immediately dismissed.  Fucking liberals, never know when to let up and let their points stand.

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#64 2011-05-03 16:00:39

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

He had me up until the WilliePete bit; at that point he showed his hand and the previous concepts were immediately dismissed.  Fucking liberals, never know when to let up and let their points stand.

Can't dismiss the rest just over the technical disgreement....

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#65 2011-05-03 16:59:51

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

He had me up until the WilliePete bit; at that point he showed his hand and the previous concepts were immediately dismissed.  Fucking liberals, never know when to let up and let their points stand.

Do you have a complete list of cities not destroyed by phosphorus bombs? Well, do ya??? By the Canadians I mean, of course.

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#66 2011-05-03 17:08:53

Dmtdust wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

He had me up until the WilliePete bit; at that point he showed his hand and the previous concepts were immediately dismissed.  Fucking liberals, never know when to let up and let their points stand.

Can't dismiss the rest just over the technical disgreement....

Funny, I read the blog before I read Em's comment and I choked on the same line.  The guy is good wordsmith and you can't argue with his main point.  But conflicts are like that, and human nature sets limits on how many times you can turn your cheek.  Remember the old antiwar shibboleth, "What if they held a war and no one came?".  Well, unfortunately, someone will always come, and they won't stop coming until you make a stand.

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#67 2011-05-03 17:32:45

Dmtdust wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

The Grumpy Owl: http://thegrumpyowl.com/

(I like the succinctness of this blog!)

He had me up until the WilliePete bit; at that point he showed his hand and the previous concepts were immediately dismissed.  Fucking liberals, never know when to let up and let their points stand.

Can't dismiss the rest just over the technical disgreement....

I don't do that intentionally, but you understand Human Nature as much as I do my friend; that is the way it works.

Let's start with the facts: neither us nor our allies stock or deploy Phosphorous "bombs".

Wait, fuck that, let's stay on topic.

Let's applaud the administrations timing of the announcement, said announcement not only bumped Trump but left the partisian wags (from both sides) practically zero time to spin this thing.  We all were allowed to enjoy a full day of "Congrats" before the spins got going.

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#68 2011-05-03 21:16:11

Dmtdust wrote:

This is far more important that Osama catchin an ounce of lead in the head: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54151.html

I'm guessing it'll be 95% donkey-on-blonde porn.

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#69 2011-05-03 21:23:48

This photo has been getting a lot of play today...Curiously, I haven't seen any parodies yet.* 

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_white-house-watches-osama-1304439661.jpg

There really is something strangely compelling about this photo; these people actually seem to have been caught in a natural state rather than posing--how often do you see that with any public figure?

P.S.  Anyone who's ever attended a work meeting knows how fucking hot it was in that little room.




*(No, that was not a challenge.)

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#70 2011-05-03 21:39:37

http://i.imgur.com/HZAlz.jpg

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#72 2011-05-03 23:34:39

George Orr wrote:

Anyone who's ever attended a work meeting knows how fucking hot it was in that little room.

Very Hot - almost as hot as that little chickie in the doorway.

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#73 2011-05-04 00:09:55

Tall Paul wrote:

Taint wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

And in an update on an earlier story, Osama bin Laden is still dead.

Has anyone checked on Franco?

Hell, has anyone checked on Chevy Chase recently?

I see Chevy Chase regularly as his daughter is in a center near my home. I can definitively say he is alive and kicking.

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#74 2011-05-04 02:27:48

ah297900 wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/HZAlz.jpg

Nice.  How about this:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_white-house-watches-osama-arbys.jpg

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#75 2011-05-04 04:19:21

Best after-story.

http://www.psychographicmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-sex.jpg

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#76 2011-05-04 05:15:05

It is all in the timing to some people.

7 Minutes Vs. 16 Hours

Ahhh

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#77 2011-05-04 09:24:04

Is Obama playing with a nintendo controller??

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#78 2011-05-04 09:58:58

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#79 2011-05-04 11:58:33

Roger_That wrote:

Is Obama playing with a nintendo controller??

He's big into WOW.  It was on his resume for the job of Commander in Chief.

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#80 2011-05-04 16:03:46

I went to a bar last night and had a new drink called the Osama Bin Laden.

It's 2 shots and a splash of water.

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#83 2011-05-05 12:35:55

phoQ wrote:

Well, that clears that up. Thanks!

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#84 2011-05-05 16:50:11

After viewing this photo from the raid carefully (and this is not shopped).  I have figured out what happened.  Obama called Osama and challenged him to a duel.  Obama promised to send his highly trained seal water pistol team, but he lied.

http://img.imgur.com/EZdaCh.jpg

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#85 2011-05-05 17:37:24

phoQ wrote:

This guy needs to cut back on the Steroids...

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#86 2011-05-06 08:30:13

I was thinking the exact thing as he walked away from the podium the night of the speech.  When I was in high-school playing football I recall our head coaches wife telling the trainers, "Please win tonight, the sex is sooo much better when y'all win."  That remark has stuck with me quite a bit for some reason.

Also, this will not end well come election time.  Just sayin'.

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#89 2011-05-06 13:43:17

Thank you.
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#90 2011-05-06 14:32:35

The incredible ability of this President and his administration to snatch dismal failure from the jaws of amazing victory is absolutely astounding to me.  Christ, it's like watching amateur night at the White House.

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#91 2011-05-06 14:46:01

whosasailorthen wrote:

The incredible ability of this President and his administration to snatch dismal failure from the jaws of amazing victory is absolutely astounding to me.  Christ, it's like watching amateur night at the White House.

LOL WAT

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#93 2011-05-06 16:38:33

whosasailorthen wrote:

The incredible ability of this President and his administration to snatch dismal failure from the jaws of amazing victory is absolutely astounding to me.  Christ, it's like watching amateur night at the White House.

Picture a roomful of cloistered, indulged and entitled rich people, day and night, entirely isolated by their serfs from any contact with reality.

Not hard, is it? You know them. We gave them wedgies in grade school and they never recovered.

What you're seeing here are their bastard, multiracial offspring. Same difference, though.

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#94 2011-05-06 19:13:37

This is so bad it's...Well, no, it's just really bad.  But if you're still feeling gloaty you can bang your head to it.



Never let it be said that I don't like to spread the misery.

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#95 2011-05-06 20:23:35

I remember no such gladness when Hitler died...

This is probably technically correct as the author was 2 or 3 years old at the time and living in New South Wales.

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#96 2011-05-06 20:51:50

You know who he left out? Mussolini. I think the Italians quietly buried him with full honors, right? If only we Americans were so respectful about these matters!

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#97 2011-05-06 21:21:18

George Orr wrote:

This is so bad it's...Well, no, it's just really bad.  But if you're still feeling gloaty you can bang your head to it.



Never let it be said that I don't like to spread the misery.

I threw up in my mouth.

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#98 2011-05-07 09:09:16

The emperor is a nevernude!  Who knew?

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#99 2011-05-07 10:08:04

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

This is so bad it's...Well, no, it's just really bad.  But if you're still feeling gloaty you can bang your head to it.


Never let it be said that I don't like to spread the misery.

I threw up in my mouth.

"The freedoms in our liberty will fight until they are made"

Come on, now, that's good shit.

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#100 2011-05-07 19:57:00




"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

"I want justice...There's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive,'"
- G.W. Bush, 9/17/01, UPI

"...Secondly, he is not escaping us. This is a guy, who, three months ago, was in control of a county [sic]. Now he's maybe in control of a cave. He's on the run. Listen, a while ago I said to the American people, our objective is more than bin Laden. But one of the things for certain is we're going to get him running and keep him running, and bring him to justice. And that's what's happening. He's on the run, if he's running at all. So we don't know whether he's in cave with the door shut, or a cave with the door open -- we just don't know...."
- Bush, in remarks in a Press Availablity with the Press Travel Pool,
The Prairie Chapel Ranch, Crawford TX, 12/28/01, as reported on
official White House site

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

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