High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / NSFW: Picture Thread!

fnord · 2011-05-12 16:03:42

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choad · 2011-05-12 21:22:18

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George Orr · 2011-05-12 21:53:47

choad wrote:
https://cruelery.com/img/selfcheckout.jpg

You could have knocked me over with a feather the first time I saw a vibrator for sale at Wal-Mart. "Massager," right, sure. Twelve bucks.

Not a phallic one, of course, and not a quality one; but just the same.

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tojo2000 · 2011-05-12 22:00:31

George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
https://cruelery.com/img/selfcheckout.jpg
You could have knocked me over with a feather the first time I saw a vibrator for sale at Wal-Mart. "Massager," right, sure. Twelve bucks.

Not a phallic one, of course, and not a quality one; but just the same.

And of course, who could forget the classic Hello Kitty vibrator?

click for the history of this product

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tojo2000 · 2011-05-12 22:29:27

Probably won't last long:

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lechero · 2011-05-13 01:34:49

sigmoid freud · 2011-05-14 02:29:39

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sigmoid freud · 2011-05-15 00:31:46

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whosasailorthen · 2011-05-15 00:45:33

sigmoid freud wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_supposit.jpg

To quote an old joke... "Well, I'll tell ya, Doc, for all the good they do, ya might as well shove 'em up your ass!"

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sigmoid freud · 2011-05-15 01:03:35

This one's more suitable for a banner:

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scarydog · 2011-05-16 17:19:11

THE EYEBROWS UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

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Fled · 2011-05-17 07:12:13

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-17 08:06:26

Sure am glad that I wasn't hungry when I wandered into this restaurant.

Next I tried to catch some fish for dinner

But I didn't catch any, so I just looked at this picture and wasn't hungry any more.

I strapped on my Penny Farthing roller blades and got out of there

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-17 08:16:00

The religious wars continue

But don't worry

A new High Street catch phrase?

The first sighting of the Male Camel Toe (With bonus picture of Fnord enjoying his time with the superior race):

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-17 08:26:43

I thought scope was just to get skunk and doritos flavor out of your mouth...

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-17 08:36:14

Where is Kooky Kathy?

Dmtdust · 2011-05-17 21:14:13

Found in one of those familiar places, but special just the same...

choad · 2011-05-18 02:27:18

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scarydog · 2011-05-18 17:21:21

Fled · 2011-05-18 18:02:42

Dmtdust wrote:
Found in one of those familiar places, but special just the same...

epicurious.com, I assume? Better than edible, I'd say.

George Orr · 2011-05-18 19:27:48

By Dorothy

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Emmeran · 2011-05-18 23:46:46

George Orr wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_casualt … diers-.jpg

By Dorothy

Dorothy is a hag who want's other peoples monies for her pet projects, she hides her greed & ego in the guise of "greater society".

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tojo2000 · 2011-05-19 11:35:24

Emmeran wrote:
George Orr wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_casualt … diers-.jpg

By Dorothy
Dorothy is a hag who want's other peoples monies for her pet projects, she hides her greed & ego in the guise of "greater society".

You've pretty much described every artist that ever lived.

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lechero · 2011-05-19 19:39:04

George Orr · 2011-05-20 20:50:28

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Tall Paul · 2011-05-20 21:19:47

lechero wrote:
http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/octo.gif

I COULD make this gif loop into an animated desktop......

sigmoid freud · 2011-05-20 22:47:53

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sigmoid freud · 2011-05-20 22:53:06

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sigmoid freud · 2011-05-20 22:57:41

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tojo2000 · 2011-05-20 23:12:13

sigmoid freud wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_rubber_kid.jpg

Rubber?! I hardly know'er!

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MSG Tripps · 2011-05-21 15:20:11

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MSG Tripps · 2011-05-21 17:37:40

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MSG Tripps · 2011-05-21 17:48:53

For shits and giggles.

Thanks choad

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choad · 2011-05-22 20:25:30

My first PC lived in a Dellwood milk crate, a five fingered gift from St. Patrick's Cathedral, NYC.

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-22 21:19:53

lechero · 2011-05-23 02:31:46

choad · 2011-05-23 04:12:44

MSG Tripps wrote:
For shits and giggles.

Neat stuff like that is easy to embed.

Code:

[swf]http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf[/swf]

Fled · 2011-05-23 12:42:09

GooberMcNutly · 2011-05-24 00:04:59

The next must-have Christmas toy

Link to YouTube page

Sometimes having your own bulldozer can come in handy

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2011/05/19/2015095291.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-kissing-dick1.jpg

Are we doing it wrong?

Who hasn't been caught like this at least once?

Link to YouTube page

MSG Tripps · 2011-05-24 14:31:13

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Tall Paul · 2011-05-24 19:05:52

MSG Tripps · 2011-05-24 19:48:54

Can this be embeded?

choad · 2011-05-25 06:06:00

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Fled · 2011-05-25 13:52:43

scarydog · 2011-05-26 02:44:23

Korean penis fish. Or the inside of Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

scarydog · 2011-05-26 02:54:11

choad · 2011-05-26 08:01:23

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