#2 2011-05-17 02:54:03
Anglicans don't count, fnord, so enjoy your stay.
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#3 2011-05-17 03:05:16
Well, the mayor is jewish. Of course she is gonna be left behind as well...
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#4 2011-05-17 03:13:14
choad wrote:
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Anglicans don't count, fnord, so enjoy your stay.
I'm so glad their god doesn't like Anglicans. I can't imagine a worse fate than spending eternity with Evangelical Assholes. Even their concept of Hell sounds more inviting!
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#5 2011-05-17 07:54:03
I liked the disclaimer:
The Independent wrote:
No actual facts were unearthed in reporting this story.
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#6 2011-05-17 12:23:21
This guy dies and goes to hell, just as he expected. When he gets there he is surprised at how nice the place looks. The devil shows up and gives him the tour of the golf courses, parks, night clubs, and his new beautiful home. The devil explains that hell has been given a bad rap when it's actually just as nice as heaven, but without god and all the rules. Just then, they come upon a huge walled in area with blood running from under the doors and wails of pain and torment filling the air. The guy looks to the devil fearfully and the devil explains. Oh, those are the catholics and evangelical christians. They just wouldn't have it any other way.
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#7 2011-05-17 12:28:11
I plan to do a lot of looting after the rapture.
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#8 2011-05-17 12:55:20
Roger_That wrote:
I plan to do a lot of looting after the rapture.
I thought about raiding the Vatican, but those guys are still going to be there wondering WTF happened. The good news is that the world will be a lot less crowded and it will be easier to run into your friends.
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#9 2011-05-17 15:21:14
phreddy wrote:
This guy dies and goes to hell, just as he expected. When he gets there he is surprised at how nice the place looks. The devil shows up and gives him the tour of the golf courses, parks, night clubs, and his new beautiful home. The devil explains that hell has been given a bad rap when it's actually just as nice as heaven, but without god and all the rules. Just then, they come upon a huge walled in area with blood running from under the doors and wails of pain and torment filling the air. The guy looks to the devil fearfully and the devil explains. Oh, those are the catholics and evangelical christians. They just wouldn't have it any other way.
Thanks for that!
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#10 2011-05-17 19:10:08
Attorney R.U. Reddy,
R U Kidding?
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#12 2011-05-17 20:41:24
phreddy wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
I plan to do a lot of looting after the rapture.
I thought about raiding the Vatican, but those guys are still going to be there wondering WTF happened. The good news is that the world will be a lot less crowded and it will be easier to run into your friends.
I think you might be overestimating how many people are truly non-sinners on this planet. I believe only a very few would disappear were the Rapture actually to occur. Those would be mostly young children and people of low mental function. The rest of us? Well sins come in all sizes and shapes. And their God has been keeping track of each and every one of them since he persuaded people to "confess and repent". Sucks for them!
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#13 2011-05-18 12:16:58
doesyourpussyhurt wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
I plan to do a lot of looting after the rapture.
I thought about raiding the Vatican, but those guys are still going to be there wondering WTF happened. The good news is that the world will be a lot less crowded and it will be easier to run into your friends.
I think you might be overestimating how many people are truly non-sinners on this planet. I believe only a very few would disappear were the Rapture actually to occur. Those would be mostly young children and people of low mental function. The rest of us? Well sins come in all sizes and shapes. And their God has been keeping track of each and every one of them since he persuaded people to "confess and repent". Sucks for them!
I have to agree. In fact, the Bible clearly states that babies are born with "original sin" and are doomed if they are unfortunate and die before they're old enough to confess and repent. Mental deficients are obviously being punished by god, so they're fucked from the beginning.
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#14 2011-05-18 19:51:00
I must say I truly believe this man and his predictions. After all, they were right about Heresy, weren't they? It IS definitively heretical.
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#15 2011-05-18 23:18:51
You can't forget about irredeemable sin either. http://www.squidzone.ca/the_squid_zone/ … -late.html
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