#2 2007-11-24 15:06:53
Dear Jessica:
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#3 2007-11-24 15:11:19
Think she consciously decided never to run for public office?
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#4 2007-11-24 15:30:23
That title had such promise Sof! I had pictured a glorious display of Marinara LUV, and this, this is what you provide for that sumptuous feast!?!?!?!?!?!?
ack.
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#5 2007-11-24 15:31:35
Is she saying 'magic' or 'vagic'?
Just sayin.
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#6 2007-11-24 16:04:36
whosasailorthen wrote:
Is she saying 'magic' or 'vagic'?
I couldn't tell you. Apparently, I didn't make it that far in.
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#7 2007-11-24 18:16:03
I thought this was pretty funny, but then again my college gf's & I made fun of wimmyn who said stuff like this with a straight face, & I have a high "haw-haw!" tolerance for awful graphics.
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#8 2007-11-24 18:44:41
That sensation in her pussy isn’t magic, it’s a yeast infection. There are an estimated 3 billion pussies on this planet, so if she thinks her pussy makes her stand out from the hordes, she might as well kill herself now.
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#9 2007-11-24 18:56:46
fnord wrote:
That sensation in her pussy isn’t magic, it’s a yeast infection. There are an estimated 3 billion pussies on this planet, so if she thinks her pussy makes her stand out from the hordes, she might as well kill herself now.
Fnord, once again we're on the same page. I get so tired of women thinking that what they have between their legs makes them special. Shit, all women (and some men) have one. I figured out pussy wasn't special back when I was a teen. There was a case where a woman with no arms and no legs was fighting to keep custody of her baby. I figured if guys are willing to fuck a chick with no limbs, any old pussy will do.
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#10 2007-11-24 19:20:39
headkicker_girl wrote:
[There was a case where a woman with no arms and no legs was fighting to keep custody of her baby. I figured if guys are willing to fuck a chick with no limbs, any old pussy will do.
She was the inspiration for the Fleshlight!
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#11 2007-11-24 20:12:48
DoucheEllington wrote:
She was the inspiration for the Fleshlight!
Right, the original still had a head and wouldn't shut the fuck up.
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#12 2007-11-24 21:22:42
headkicker_girl wrote:
DoucheEllington wrote:
She was the inspiration for the Fleshlight!
Right, the original still had a head and wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Exactly - there's always room for improvement.
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#13 2007-11-25 01:40:34
That link reminded me of a horror I recently experienced....
We moved my elderly father up back up here from the South - his 2nd wife had passed away and we wanted to care for him nearer to our home - and when I was packing up his stuff he said to 'be sure you get the box on the shelf in my closet'... well, I asked him what was in it and he said it was his 'equipment'... so, me being me, I looked inside... and it was his pump... yeah, THAT kind of pump... now this guy is 86 years old folks... and he's going to a nursing home... but he wants to go with his winkie inflator... and he wants me to carry it for him.
To say I was grossed out to the point of wanting to wash my mind and body in the waters of a thousand Niagra Falls would only very barely touch on the depth of my revulsion.
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