The fact that there is no rush delivery is a true sign of how bad our times are getting.

Hey, if it's banned in the Middle East, I know I have to have it.

But a girl can't make one herself out of a piece of cellophane and some red die mixed with corn syrup?

headkicker_girl wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Hey, if it's banned in the Middle East, I know I have to have it.

But a girl can't make one herself out of a piece of cellophane and some red die mixed with corn syrup?

Oh, you know how hectic it can be planning for a wedding and deflowering.  You don't want to leave any detail to chance.

You also have to test out various formulas to make sure it soaks into the sheets just like blood. And if your new hubby is anything of a gentleman it shouldn't taste like a frappuccino. That's why paying for R&D is often such a good idea.

headkicker_girl wrote:

We're talking about the kind of guys who view their women as property.  I don't really think any oral foreplay is in the bride's future.

Good point. I've never understood how anyone with the candlepower to remember their own inept deflowering could find boning a virgin appealing.

HG has it right. How would you feel if you bought a "new" car and then found out that it wasn't exactly new, someone had just rolled the odometer back to 0?

peco wrote:

Hey, I never buy a car that doesn't have a few miles on it.  I want someone else to have had to put up with all the bullshit of breaking it in.

Good point! Maybe being broken in might make your car decide it might prefer a lady driver?