If this is the new standard of tool use, records from as far back as primates have been held captive attest to a wide variety of monkeys and apes "using tools" by hurling their own feces at audiences and keepers.  Not that I'm hating on categorizing poo as a tool - if that's the new accepted convention, then humans started out as scat techs, and fecal issues can replace earlier arguements about the relative importance of hunting versus gathering activities in the evolution of human intelligence.  Wilbur, let's write a grant.

Monkey see, monkey fling doody. Nothing new.

It's not until they learn to light their shit on fire that we have to start the extermination campaign.

EDIT: OMG I can edit!

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2007-11-26 16:18:13)