#1951 2011-07-02 20:03:07
fnord wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
This one certainly seems to be a dick.
And a very stupid dick at that. It appears to be courting the cat!
It's just like Rick Santorum predicted. Now that they have gay marriage in New York it's a man-on-dog, pidgeon-on-tabby world.
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#1952 2011-07-02 20:32:46
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Stinkhammer wrote:
What happened to "A Dog's Breakfast"?
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/318_spike.jpg
(I know, I know, nobody posted)It didn't go away. It's right here.
Dogs aren't as sticky as cats.
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#1953 2011-07-03 10:49:02
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#1960 2011-07-11 21:36:17
That only works for cats that were raised by their mothers. If they were taken away at 6 weeks, they don't respond like that.
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#1961 2011-07-13 17:50:05
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#1962 2011-07-16 04:55:28
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#1963 2011-07-16 14:34:06
Bob Mackey wrote:
The concept of a dog biting someone is so shocking that entire movies have been made about the social ramifications of this act, and the subsequent shooting of the animal behind a garage . . . If a cat bites you, well, welcome to the status fucking quo. And people will even tell you to "calm down" or "please leave" if you question the absence of outrage with your own outrage.
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#1964 2011-07-16 15:15:45
Decadence wrote:
Bob Mackey wrote:
The concept of a dog biting someone is so shocking that entire movies have been made about the social ramifications of this act, and the subsequent shooting of the animal behind a garage . . . If a cat bites you, well, welcome to the status fucking quo. And people will even tell you to "calm down" or "please leave" if you question the absence of outrage with your own outrage.
That is hysterical.
I want this cat.
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#1965 2011-07-28 20:04:25
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#1966 2011-07-28 20:31:18
(Warning: this will freak the crap out of your cats if they're in the room.)
(Also: If you're within striking distance of a cat making this noise, you're about to lose your scrotum)
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#1967 2011-07-29 14:51:41
#1968 2011-07-30 04:53:16
tojo2000 wrote:
(Warning: this will freak the crap out of your cats if they're in the room.)
Too true. My two bounced their attention between the two speakers, gave up figuring it out and started confusedly threatening each other, then they ran out of the room. Now that it's over they're back and sniffing everything.
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#1969 2011-08-01 16:07:54
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#1976 2011-08-15 09:49:55
Is it me, or is that cat's collar too tight?
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#1977 2011-08-16 11:49:48
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#1978 2011-08-16 12:39:01
That's the difference between cats and dogs. You can shame the dog. That cat doesn't feel one bit sorry.
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#1979 2011-08-16 12:47:54
My cat definitely feels shame. He throws up like all cats, but 9 times out of 10 it's on the cheap rug next to his litterbox. Then he folds the rug over to hide it, and when I find it and clean it up, he watches from a dark room with his head down.
By the same token, he also hangs his head down and acts contrite when he accidentally scratches me when we're horsing around.
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#1980 2011-08-16 17:42:07
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#1981 2011-08-27 14:43:41
'Medal of Honor Cat' Goes Viral on YouTube:
https://write.skyword.com/individualArt … 4978848509
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#1983 2011-08-27 15:23:48
ah297900 wrote:
My cat definitely feels shame. He throws up like all cats, but 9 times out of 10 it's on the cheap rug next to his litterbox. Then he folds the rug over to hide it, and when I find it and clean it up, he watches from a dark room with his head down.
By the same token, he also hangs his head down and acts contrite when he accidentally scratches me when we're horsing around.
Clearly, your cat's a pussy.
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#1995 2011-09-13 07:26:33
Glow In The Dark Kitties!
~Click~
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#1996 2011-09-18 13:45:29
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#1998 2011-09-28 22:14:06
*clicky* to see Frankenlouie turn twelve
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