#1 2011-09-09 22:15:41
It's like this:
This weekend--just in case you've spent the past week in the crawlspace under your house wearing earplugs--is the tenth anniversary of the WTC attack.
I have been sick of 9-fucking-11 since roughly February of 2002. This weekend I've already been irritated into a pounding headache and it's only Friday night.
I am creating this thread so y'all can post stuff that will distract me, amuse me, and help me retain my perspective. Post pics. Post rants--your own or others'. Toss up some laughably awful country songs. Whatever...as long as it's irreverent and/or contrary.
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#2 2011-09-09 22:26:30
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#3 2011-09-09 23:34:26
There's rule 34 for 9/11, but posting that is liable to be the last straw for my soul.
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#5 2011-09-10 01:39:50
Taint wrote:
I would totally buy a salt-and-pepper shaker set. But they would have to be at least two feet high.
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#6 2011-09-10 01:51:36
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#7 2011-09-10 02:48:25
Oh, please. You think you have problems? In the latest in a seemingly endless series of ego blows, it occurred to me that condoms have an expiration date and that perhaps I should dust off my box and check them. I was spared the final indignity of having to get rid of outdated rubbers, but only just.
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#9 2011-09-10 15:04:46
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
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#10 2011-09-10 16:37:24
If anything, I am paying more attention to what might be tommorrow rather than happenings ten years ago.
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#11 2011-09-10 17:12:33
Clinton, Bush and Biden are in town for the fucking Somerset Flight 93 bullshit fuck-a-roo. I work in that area daily and traffic is all fucked up. A plane crashed, some dude may or may not have said "Let's Roll" The fucker still crashed (or was shot down, more likely)
Every fucking gas station is selling tee shirts.
FACT: Nobody is a hero because a plane crashed in the town they live in.
How the fuck did the world become like this?
Humans disgust me.
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#13 2011-09-10 18:36:45
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#15 2011-09-10 19:27:16
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#18 2011-09-10 23:50:08
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#19 2011-09-10 23:55:07
(fixed pic link)
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#20 2011-09-11 00:24:17
That last one of sailor's wins, unless one of you other blasphemers comes up with something better. You have until my bedtime tomorrow night.
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#22 2011-09-11 06:45:24
9/11 was Obama's fault.
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#23 2011-09-11 06:57:58
Proud to be an American (in the original Chinese)
藝術家: 李綠色木頭
歌曲: 自豪地是美國人
如果所有事明天去,
我工作了在所有我的生活。
並且我必須再開始,
我的孩子和我的妻子。
我會感謝我的幸运星,
今天居住這裡。
因為旗子仍然代表自由,
並且他們不可能拿走那。
並且我自豪地是美國人,
那里,至少,我认识我是自由的。
並且我不會忘記死的人,
誰給了正確的那我。
並且我高興地站起來,
在您旁邊和今天保衛她。
因為沒有我愛這土地的疑義,
上帝保祐美國
從明尼蘇達的湖,
對田納西的小山。
橫跨得克薩斯平原,
從海向光亮的海。
從下來底特律到休斯敦,
並且紐約向洛杉磯
有自豪感在每美國心臟,
並且是我們站立並且說的时间。
我自豪地是美國人,
那里,至少,我认识我是自由的。
並且我不會忘記死的人,
誰給了正確的那我。
我高興地站起來,
在您旁邊和今天保衛她。
因為沒有我愛這土地的疑義,
上帝保祐美國。
並且我自豪地是和美國,
那里,至少,我认识我是自由的。
並且我不會忘記死的人,
誰給了正確的那我。
並且我高興地站起來,
在您旁邊和今天仍然保衛她。
因為沒有我愛這土地的疑義,
上帝保祐美國。
I wish I new how to make Karaoke videos, this would go over great on YouTube.
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#30 2011-09-11 19:40:01
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#31 2011-09-11 20:11:02
Gack!
George Orr wrote:
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#32 2011-09-11 20:21:55
I think I'm winning so far, because even though sailor's porn entry made me spray soda across the room, it's from The Onion, whereas my Hooters video--believe it or not--is real.
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#33 2011-09-11 20:46:08
This image has fallen off the header grid but it was one of the first and I still like it.
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#34 2011-09-12 00:39:26
George Orr wrote:
iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kfekz-WDSPY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>
That was awful.
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#36 2011-09-12 00:49:30
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#38 2011-09-12 11:18:01
I wish I had seen this thread this weekend, but I was off the grid successfully avoiding any media repeats of 9/11. I was so glad to not have TV or a radio to worry about hearing all of this again.
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#39 2011-09-12 11:44:22
phoQ wrote:
George Orr wrote:
iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kfekz-WDSPY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>
That was awful.
The total IQ of all the ladies shown in that video can't be much more than 86.
OK, 87.
But that's the limit.
George Orr wrote:
I think I'm winning so far, because even though sailor's porn entry made me spray soda across the room, it's from The Onion, whereas my Hooters video--believe it or not--is real.
Yeah, but I didn't spray soda on the Hooters girls... actually, come to think of it, I didn't spray anything else on them, either.
Besides, can you win your own thread?
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#40 2011-09-12 17:18:52
Hungarian apologises for 9/11 hoax
Well, I for one am glad that is over. It is hoaxes like that which make Santa cry.
edit: fuck, you beat me to it.
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#42 2011-09-13 09:12:12
Hey, if nothing else, 911 stopped places like the Franklin Mint from flogging Elvis plates and Princess Di pillows and made them rethink their whole lineup. As someone with a relative that has a serious Franklin Mint (and purveyors of similar "collectibles") addiction, I welcome it, if for nothing better than the change of decorating options.
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#43 2011-09-13 12:57:17
So they issued a very limited-circulation memorial coin. One side showed a map of Syria with a star at the site of the former reactor. On the other side the coin said, “No core/No war.”
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