#1 2011-09-09 19:56:56

An elderly Florida man needed stitches Wednesday after a 22-year-old woman announced she was a vampire  and began biting his face and neck.

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#2 2011-09-09 20:23:42

This is looking pretty squirrelly.  A plausible alternative explanation is that very fucked up drug user was molested by a known skeevy character, and she bit him defending herself.  Know your supernatural quasi-human monsters:  Vampires are the ones that drink blood; ghouls are the ones that eat people.

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#3 2011-09-09 20:26:24

fnord wrote:

This is looking pretty squirrelly.  A plausible alternative explanation is that very fucked up drug user was molested by a known skeevy character, and she bit him defending herself.  Know your supernatural quasi-human monsters:  Vampires are the ones that drink blood; ghouls are the ones that eat people.

Ghouls are the ones that eat DEAD people, but you're right to think there's something not quite right about this story.

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#4 2011-09-09 21:25:00

Ghouls aren't always scavengers.  Sometimes they kill the people they eat.

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#5 2011-09-09 21:41:31

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Ghouls will eat anything animal, alive or dead.  Do I need to get out the Monster Manual?

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#6 2011-09-09 22:18:01

phoQ wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/146_mantik.jpg

Ghouls will eat anything animal, alive or dead.  Do I need to get out the Monster Manual?

Only if you have 20-sided dice with the numbers painted in by hand.

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#7 2011-09-10 17:30:12

fnord wrote:

This is looking pretty squirrelly.  A plausible alternative explanation is that very fucked up drug user was molested by a known skeevy character, and she bit him defending herself.  Know your supernatural quasi-human monsters:  Vampires are the ones that drink blood; ghouls are the ones that eat people.

Don't zombies also eat people?

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#8 2011-09-10 18:40:59

Tall Paul wrote:

Only if you have 20-sided dice with the numbers painted in by hand.

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