#2 2011-09-13 05:37:13

I like this one, fnord, much better than the nigger nigger nigger bullshit. Eat up is colorblind.

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#3 2011-09-13 09:06:15

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/09/11/news/web_photos/11.1n017.toofat1.C--300x300.jpg

That's the thinnest person (except for crackheads) that I have ever seen at a White Castle during the daylight hours.

Mortified and in pain from smacking his knee into one of the table’s metal supports...

Yeah, I suffer from that all of the time too, but because I'm 6'2", not because I'm fat. Maybe we should have a class action lawsuit? We should hold White Castle responsible for having perfectly sized seating that fits everyone from 3' tall midgets to 7' tall basketball players and 40 lb children to 400 lb lard-asses. After all, it's our right. It's not like we can take our business elsewhere...

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#4 2011-09-13 21:45:10

Since when is being a fatass a disability?

Maybe if you can't fit in the fucking booth at a white castle you should go eat something more appropriate... like the slop at the local pig farm.

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#5 2011-09-13 22:50:02

There’re too many people for whom "sue" is a verb, and never a name one might bestow upon a female child.  This is why there are so many absurd lawsuits, and why doctors view their patients as potential legal adversaries.  Given time, somebody will eventually sue a church because the pews aren't designed to accommodate sexual activity.

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#6 2011-09-13 23:20:01

fnord wrote:

There’re too many people for whom "sue" is a verb, and never a name one might bestow upon a female child.  This is why there are so many absurd lawsuits, and why doctors view their patients as potential legal adversaries.  Given time, somebody will eventually sue a church because the pews aren't designed to accommodate sexual activity.

My new ambition is to be the first!

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