Sofie, you are DA BOMB!!!  That was the perfect educationable tool fo de po' ass crack chillens that actually survive dey unfortunate birfs... I have to renember  to put a newspaper down FIRST befo' I's get the squirts....you rule girl.

Forewarned, ok? Absolute bummer ahead.

That shit's easy enough to laugh about when you haven't seen a child you love stare back at you with a face like that.

Ok, here's the 'joke'.

Know the difference between a junkie and a crackhead? They'll both steal your wallet but the junkie will help you look for it.