#1 2011-10-05 22:34:54

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#2 2011-10-05 22:56:30

Since I haven't owned an apple product since an apple II, all I can say is good fucking riddance to another type-A douche.
Fuck you Jobs.  I wish there was a hell for you to rot in.

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#3 2011-10-05 23:39:14

Adios Steve...



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#4 2011-10-05 23:45:10

Sorry about that.

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#5 2011-10-06 08:29:53

You might as well burn your apple stock to stay warm this winter. Can you imagine Apple without Jobs? For a company built on a cooler-than-thou attitude, can you name even one other employee of Apple?

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#6 2011-10-06 09:02:22

GooberMcNutly wrote:

You might as well burn your apple stock to stay warm this winter. Can you imagine Apple without Jobs? For a company built on a cooler-than-thou attitude, can you name even one other employee of Apple?

I know a stripper named Apple, good enough?

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#7 2011-10-07 10:10:10

Bigcat wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

You might as well burn your apple stock to stay warm this winter. Can you imagine Apple without Jobs? For a company built on a cooler-than-thou attitude, can you name even one other employee of Apple?

I know a stripper named Apple, good enough?

You would have to know her plastic surgeon to know an employee of Apple.

(I hope she was named for the roundness of certain features, not because she's from New York...)

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#8 2011-10-07 13:29:05

Well, I have not performed surgery on her, per-se . I have done some close inspections. I, however, pay her but that does not make me her employee. Let me work on this and I will get back to you.

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#9 2011-10-07 13:51:56

Bigcat wrote:

Well, I have not performed surgery on her, per-se . I have done some close inspections. I, however, pay her but that does not make me her employee. Let me work on this and I will get back to you.

In this economy, trim is a buyer's market and no doubt an asshat.

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#10 2011-10-07 14:59:40

Timing is everything, size doesn't matter.

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#12 2011-10-07 18:30:38

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Well, I have not performed surgery on her, per-se . I have done some close inspections. I, however, pay her but that does not make me her employee. Let me work on this and I will get back to you.

In this economy, trim is a buyer's market and no doubt an asshat.

Ahhhh..... the Invisible Hand strikes again!

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#13 2011-10-18 03:14:27

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No Jobs, No Washy?

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#15 2011-11-07 17:08:29

For being the ultimate tweaker his products were fucking boring as hell.

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#16 2011-11-08 15:42:07

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