#2 2011-11-11 08:19:17
I don't like the taste of vodka. Can you ask them to switch to single malt, please?
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#3 2011-11-11 10:27:36
Threat or Menace????
How about TREAT or menace.
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#4 2011-11-11 14:59:22
I'll have a double vodka on the twats, please.
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#5 2011-11-11 19:35:10
Banjo wrote:
I'll have a double vodka on the twats, please.
I'll have what he's having, with a twat twist. Hold the olive.
Doesn't seem like Friday.
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#6 2011-11-11 20:26:02
I'll have 3 fingers of vodka and a man in the boat.
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#7 2011-11-11 20:26:32
There once was a man named McFeeney,
Who spilled some dry gin on his weeny,
Not being uncouth,
He added vermouth,
Then slipped his goodwife a martini.
But she never uttered a word
And from her no sound was heard
McFeeny's martini
Made her feel seamy
Because she was shaken, not stirred
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#8 2011-11-11 20:33:17
How about vinegar and soda?
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