#1 2011-12-19 11:07:38
My wife has been offically dropped off at Pittsburgh Intl for 5 glorious days in Hawaii.
I stopped by a friends house on the way home and grabbed a half of some really smelly Haze.
Stopped at Liquor store and got 4 bottles of 3 olives Cherry Vodka(tastes great with the pot)
4 bags of Funyons and a carton of Camels.
I am going to stew in my own farts for the next 5 days and split my time between communicating here at H.S. and watching tons of spanking videos online.
Any suggestions for what else I could do to enhance my week of "No Supervision" ?
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#2 2011-12-19 11:21:29
I'm envious. There is no greater feeling than those first moments after the wife takes off for a few days. Your "to do" list is my typical event schedule, as well. Thee only change I would make is Andy Capp Hot Fries instead of Funyons.
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#3 2011-12-19 11:25:50
There is always prank calling and standing on the front steps yelling at traffic to fill the slow times.
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#4 2011-12-19 12:32:41
Banjo wrote:
I'm envious. There is no greater feeling than those first moments after the wife takes off for a few days. Your "to do" list is my typical event schedule, as well. Thee only change I would make is Andy Capp Hot Fries instead of Funyons.
Thanks. The next time I am able to drive I shall score some. I also need some Nutter Butter cookies so it won't be a wasted trip.
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#5 2011-12-19 13:00:52
Donuts in the mall parking lot after closing, or before closing if you're really adventurous. The kids call it drifting.
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#7 2011-12-19 13:44:51
Emmeran wrote:
http://www.naughtymaidservice.com/
I can't believe I never thougth of that. Thanks a million. 100 buck an hour is mighty reasonable too.
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#8 2011-12-19 13:57:00
When I manage to ditch the partners, or just one or two of us split off from the rest for a few days, there's usually cigars and a really good dinner out involved in the experience.
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#9 2011-12-19 14:57:02
Mighty tame bucket lists, guys. No three day poker games? No sorority flyers advertising your toga kegger? Here's a study guide to help you bone up.
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#10 2011-12-20 17:26:57
On Thursday they are having amature night at the strip club. I feel obligated to go for the chance of there being some chick I know dancing. (or better yet,the wife or girlfriend of somebody I know.)
I also am content with laying here smoking pot all day and taking lots of high naps. Decisions, decisions.
To even consider missing amature night makes me feel old as fuck, but it sure is nice being a total waste of space for a few days.
I have not showered or changed out of my boxers yet.
I have only gone outside to let my dog piss and when I come back in, the whole house smells of onion farts. You can't REALLY die from breathing in too many fart fumes, can you?
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#11 2011-12-20 18:17:02
Bigcat wrote:
I have only gone outside to let my dog piss and when I come back in, the whole house smells of onion farts. You can't REALLY die from breathing in too many fart fumes, can you?
The dog's your canary in the mineshaft. You will have to crack a window and dispose of the dog eventually.
~Life lessons for married chattel, #345
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#12 2011-12-20 18:23:41
Bigcat wrote:
...... the whole house smells of onion farts. You can't REALLY die from breathing in too many fart fumes, can you?
Yours is a noble quest to push back the boundaries of human knowledge. If you do die, you will join the pantheon of thinkers and experimenters down through the ages who have given their lives for the advancement of science. I'd suggest a diet of white bread, pickled eggs and cabbage; and to be very careful lighting those joints from an open flame.
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#13 2011-12-20 21:18:18
Well, If I am not around for awhile you know what happened.
Ye may as well forget about me because I'm ded.
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#14 2011-12-21 10:54:49
Bigcat wrote:
You can't REALLY die from breathing in too many fart fumes, can you?
You may not die. However, the alternative is not any better.There has been at least one recorded case in the eighties where the guy became one with his shit. It's not a pretty sight.
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#15 2011-12-22 05:43:35
Banjo wrote:
There has been at least one recorded case in the eighties where the guy became one with his shit. It's not a pretty sight.]
Bill Paxton's greatest role.
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#16 2011-12-22 07:05:30
*click for pertinent legal information*
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#17 2011-12-22 12:49:12
So, have you had to shift hands yet due to cramping?
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#18 2011-12-23 13:29:12
GooberMcNutly wrote:
So, have you had to shift hands yet due to cramping?
Not yet, I work out so... I have pretty high endurance.
Amature night at titty bar was awesome! I am thinking of purchasing another vacation for my wifey before my busy season starts. Today is my last day. I am going to start fumigating the house now. I was gone all night and it still stinks of farts.
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#19 2011-12-23 14:38:55
Perfect time to redecorate, with all that paint peeled off.
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#20 2011-12-23 17:27:38
*purses lips; crosses arms*
I'm tellin...
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#21 2011-12-27 01:15:10
Bigcat, I think I've one upped you. My wife has been gone for four hours and I've already shit myself. This will be a long four days!
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#22 2011-12-27 16:34:54
Banjo wrote:
Bigcat, I think I've one upped you. My wife has been gone for four hours and I've already shit myself. This will be a long four days!
Wipe up and get partying. I have just hit a deer near Daytona so my trip is 1 day delayed. I am getting a cab to take me to a smoking allowed bar and I am gonna "get down"! Enjoy your 4 days.
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