#1 2011-12-27 13:08:28

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...  Who is the douchebaggiest of them all?

You, Paul Christoforo of Ocean Marketing, and that's not all.  Now everyone knows it.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_paul_christoforo.png
           ~clicky~

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#2 2011-12-27 13:11:36

His Google+ profile says he's engaged.  I wonder how happy his fiancee is with everyone knowing she's going to marry an asshole.

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#3 2011-12-27 13:12:32

This, incidentally, is the douchebag in question.

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#4 2011-12-27 15:23:08

From his MySpace profile... (given his email missives and this entry below, spelling is clearly not his long suit)...

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who just gets me for me being me, and enjoys similiar things I like.
Details

    Status: Single
    Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
    Hometown: Boston, MA
    Orientation: Straight
    Body type: 5' 10" / Average
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    Religion: Catholic
    Zodiac Sign: Libra
    Children: Someday
    Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
    Education: Some college
    Occupation: Marketing, Sales , Web Design
    Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

    Newbury College Brookline
        Brookline,MA
        Graduated: 1994
        Student status: Alumni
        Degree: Associate's Degree
        Major: Culinary Arts
    1991 to 1994
    Everett High
        Everett,MA
        Graduated: 1992
        Student status: Alumni
        Degree: High School Diploma
    1987 to 1991

Companies

    Ocean Marketing, Inc.
        Carlsbad, CA US
        President

"Income: $45,000 to $60,000"?  Really?  All I can say is 'wow'... I am impressed.  And especially impressive is his associates degree.

His best 'cool dude' look...

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/b146fb5901de911e9a2fbbfc7f39b351/l.jpg

And his amazing biking video is posted with no comment whatsoever, as it clearly requires none...

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2011-12-27 15:25:30)

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#5 2011-12-27 19:19:58

This story just keeps getting better:  http://kotaku.com/5871400/cut-paul-ocea … -roid-rage

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#7 2011-12-27 20:27:51

Wow! All that and shrunken balls too!

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#8 2011-12-27 21:57:30

His steroid intake isn't doing much for his build.  It would be generous to rate his body as a C-.

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