#1 2011-12-28 17:47:47
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/0 … 93509.html
This is almost too easy:
There once was a man from limerick
who's dog fucked a whore with his dick
she caught something shitty
and died, it's a pity
whether peanuts or dog cock, that's sick!
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#2 2011-12-28 18:47:34
Well done!!
Of course we need this:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
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#3 2011-12-28 20:24:18
Let's have something original, Em, please:
With a passionate flame she's alight
So she stayed in my house all the night
Then she died of reaction
To Fido's hot action
But at least my poor doggie's alright
My dog fucked a gal like a bitch
She started to tremble and twitch
She signed and emoted
Then her pussy exploded
So I dumped her dead ass in a ditch
Last edited by Tall Paul (2011-12-28 20:44:17)
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#4 2011-12-29 02:04:52
The sex that they had was not legal
Because inside her vag was a beagle
The dog blew his load
She went to the commode
And died on her throne, oh so regal
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#5 2011-12-29 02:30:23
The feelings inside were fantastic
Though dog-sex was nasty and drastic
The dog pumped her wide
And she up and died
Who knew she'd be anaphylactic?
Last edited by whosasailorthen (2011-12-29 02:32:01)
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#6 2011-12-29 06:44:31
An Andean gaucho named Bruno
Said "Well there is one thing that I do know."
"A woman is fine,"
"And a sheep is divine,"
"But a llama is numero uno."
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#7 2011-12-29 09:16:32
Ahh..inspiring folks! Keep it up.
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#8 2011-12-29 10:42:39
Emmeran wrote:
Well done!!
Of course we need this:There once was a man from Nantucket
No, we don't. The name Nantucket was created out whole cloth in 1795 by limerick writing islanders to replace tediously common Sherburne.
Apologists suggest early forms of Nantucket include Natocke, Nantican, Nautican; from an obscure southern New England Algonquian word, perhaps meaning "in the middle of waters." I ain't buying it.
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#9 2011-12-29 10:46:54
choad wrote:
No, we don't. The name Nantucket was created out whole cloth in 1795 by limerick writing islanders to replace tediously common Sherburne.
Apologists suggest early forms of Nantucket include Natocke, Nantican, Nautican; from an obscure southern New England Algonquian word, perhaps meaning "in the middle of waters." I ain't buying it.
Blah blah blah, write a limerick!
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#10 2011-12-29 12:32:59
Here ya are, RT
She was known as the whore of all whores
Because of her desire for back door Labradores
Her favorite was Gus
Until her ass dripped out pus
Poor Gus had accidently fucked one of her sores
Last edited by Banjo (2011-12-29 12:34:06)
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#11 2011-12-29 17:40:25
I believe that the lesson is easy
that when you are feeling quite sleazy
buggery is the best
and Fido passes the test
but now that blokes bung will be breezy
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#12 2011-12-29 18:46:57
Limericks? Please don't get me started
Or you may wish that we had been parted
For if you've no belly
For verse cheap and smelly
You'll had rather an elephant farted
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#13 2011-12-30 03:19:50
I wholly approve of this thread
I'd join in but AE calls instead
Were I not stabilizing
shaky film and bad sizing
I be writing a limerick instead
You know I'm focused when even death by dog sex doesn't distract me.
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#14 2011-12-30 09:08:36
Death by dog sex is uncanny
That dog nailed her in the fanny
Oh please Mr. Pooch
Ask her to douche
Because her twat smells like a spoiled hammy
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#15 2011-12-30 13:53:08
I've been gone from this board for awhile
But I see it's retained all its style
it's sick and it's clever,
pornographic as ever
Can't say why, but I've missed all the bile
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#16 2011-12-30 17:39:14
Phred, please don't you worry,
elections will be here in a hurry.
Plenty of bile
from across the isle
will burn your anus worse than curry.
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#17 2011-12-30 19:48:17
The very best part of High Street
Is the style of the people you meet
From right to the left
You're never bereft
Of and cunning and crazy and meat
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