whosasailorthen wrote:

Always show big dick man...

One too many syllables there. Howzabout...

Enormous penis
In ancient lacquered panels
The Japanese lie

Packing a cone

Dusty!  C'mon, you are the backbone of this thread!   I'll see if I can find something for you too...









and just for good measure...



We all Good? Dust?  Howsaboutsome Waffles?



Or maybe something from Sweeden?



If that won't cut it, well then...



Dig...

Nice to see someone else trying. All you lurkers, start contributing...

Assorted brutally ugly people

Ingredients
1 lb (455 g) lambs liver
1/4 lb (115 g) onions
6 ozs (170 g) white bread crumbs
4 tsp dried sage
1 beef OXO cube
Knob of butter for each faggot
1/2 pt (330 ml) water

Method

Make your bread crumbs by putting the dried bread in the mixer on a high setting until you have fine bread crumbs. .

Put bread crumbs in large mixing bowl. .

Chop onions in the mixer and add to the mixing bowl, this can be as fine or as coarse to suit your own tastes. .
Chop the liver in the mixer and add to the mixing bowl, this can be as fine or as coarse to suit your own tastes. .

Add the sage and mix thoroughly. .

Shape the mixture into small balls (should make 8 to 10). .

Place in a greased ovenproof dish or tin. .

Put a small knob of butter on each faggot. .

Make stock with OXO (beef) cube and water and pour around the faggots. .

Cover with foil and bake in a preheated oven (180°C / 350°F / Gas Mark 4) for fifteen minutes. .

Remove foil and cook for further fifteen minutes. .

Remove faggots and when cool cover and keep in the fridge until required.

To serve:

To reheat place the required number of faggots in a saucepan with beef stock (OXO or preferably Bovril) two-thirds of the way up the faggots. Bring to the boil and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes. .
Thicken stock to make a gravy and pour over. .

Serve with garden peas (or mushy peas) and thick slices of freshly buttered bread.
Makes 8 – 10

Last edited by Dmtdust (2007-11-30 01:54:22)