#1 2012-02-02 13:21:03

The Dirty Fucking Hippies Were Right.

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#2 2012-02-02 14:38:21

Of COURSE we they were right.

Good video, problem is, the people this needs to have an impact on will never "get it".

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#3 2012-02-02 14:52:14

Awright but let's not forget we're in the mess because so many dirty fucking hippies sold their microscopic souls.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Rubin

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#4 2012-02-02 15:11:37

Idiots.  Peace is not essential to the survival of the human race.  If peace broke out, all us simians would do is fuck and fuck and fuck until there were no more resources to support our crotch fruit.

If you look at simian behavior (NOT specifically human), war is prevalent across all species.  It's not just simians either.  All sorts of species are perfectly willing to stomp their brothers' ass ifthe food supply runs short.

Peace, a noble concept that fails miserably in execution.

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#5 2012-02-02 15:31:11

XregnaR wrote:

Peace, a noble concept that fails miserably in execution.

A fact that has allowed the second oldest profession to be a viable career since hookers started the whole mess.

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#6 2012-02-02 15:38:28

Whatever, we're all gonna die anyway:  http://gizmodo.com/5881669/death-valley … y-time-now

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#7 2012-02-02 15:59:55

Emmeran wrote:

Whatever, we're all gonna die anyway

A good deal of what is considered California is moving west away from the North American plate.

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#8 2012-02-02 20:18:18

MSG Tripps wrote:

A good deal of what is considered California is moving west away from the North American plate.

I refuse to give in to that. I remodeled my apartment last year and have good, reliable parking. I will not tolerate any serious slippage on any of our fault lines.

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#9 2012-02-02 22:25:09

XregnaR wrote:

Idiots.  Peace is not essential to the survival of the human race.

Damn straight. Peace is entirely anti-Darwinian, effectively self limiting in practice and entirely absent throughout 99.9% of recorded human history.

It is only through conflict that we can make our species better and only through pain do we ever learn. There is always (Always!) someone waiting for you to put down your sword so he can hit you over the head with his.

I'm not one to advocate unprovoked aggression, but as soon as someone starts talking about "Peace", check both their hands and leave plenty of room between you and them.

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#10 2012-02-02 23:14:53

Goober wrote:

...only through pain do we ever learn.

There've been many shitloads of pain, how much more shitloads do we need?

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#11 2012-02-02 23:57:01

fnord wrote:

Goober wrote:

...only through pain do we ever learn.

There've been many shitloads of pain, how much more shitloads do we need?

Exactly.  Enough of that Xian/Monotheistic Shite.

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#12 2012-02-03 00:10:01

Dmtdust wrote:

fnord wrote:

Goober wrote:

...only through pain do we ever learn.

There've been many shitloads of pain, how much more shitloads do we need?

Exactly.  Enough of that Xian/Monotheistic Shite.

It's almost as if you're referencing another conversation I had tonight.

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#13 2012-02-03 00:18:08

I have ears everywhere.

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#14 2012-02-03 09:00:23

One only needs to briefly look at human history to realize this pre-dates X-ian/Monotheistic bullshit.

Until the human species evolves enough to reduce the insatiable drive to procreate and consume as many resources as possible, the pain will continue and be necessary.

but if it makes you feel any better, here is some Soma and a very pneumatic girl to play with.....

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#15 2012-02-03 09:02:02

fnord wrote:

Goober wrote:

...only through pain do we ever learn.

There've been many shitloads of pain, how much more shitloads do we need?

Enough to ensure that you don't end up plowing for those who decided not to beat their swords into plowshares.

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#16 2012-02-03 15:12:31

Yeah, so we are killing one another over land, food, oil, money, _______.  Yeah, and we are soiling our nest.  So, this is what all species on earth do.  To think we are so smart that we can really change our animal nature is Pollyanna.  If and when you come up with a great idea for fixing it, please let me know.  Oh, by the way, marching, rioting, or wearing petula oil won't do it.  Disarming the peaceful people while allowing the aggressive ones to remain armed won't do it.  And allowing polluters to pay to plant trees in Bumfuck in order to continue to pollute won't do it either.

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#17 2012-02-03 15:40:34

phreddy wrote:

Yeah, so we are killing one another over land, food, oil, money, _______.  Yeah, and we are soiling our nest.  So, this is what all species on earth do.  To think we are so smart that we can really change our animal nature is Pollyanna.  If and when you come up with a great idea for fixing it, please let me know.  Oh, by the way, marching, rioting, or wearing petula oil won't do it.  Disarming the peaceful people while allowing the aggressive ones to remain armed won't do it.  And allowing polluters to pay to plant trees in Bumfuck in order to continue to pollute won't do it either.

Actually, I think wearing petula oil might be the answer.

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#18 2012-02-03 16:33:26

What the fuck is petula oil?

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#19 2012-02-03 16:38:07

Emmeran wrote:

What the fuck is petula oil?

It's that familiar smell that wafts from hippies.  It's strong and it covers a multitude of olfactory ills.

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#20 2012-02-03 16:39:57

Maybe he means patchouli???  IF so, that's a hilarious spelling.

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#21 2012-02-03 16:50:52

phreddy wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

What the fuck is petula oil?

It's that familiar smell that wafts from hippies.  It's strong and it covers a multitude of olfactory ills.

You're right.  I was thinking of patchouli, but confused it with another strong oil distilled from the petula plant which is also used for perfume.   Tagetes Petula

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#22 2012-02-03 17:46:47

Roger_That wrote:

Maybe he means patchouli???  IF so, that's a hilarious spelling.

It makes women petulant.

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#23 2012-02-03 19:32:03

It seeps from their vagina petula once every 28 days.

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#24 2012-02-04 06:25:20

Oh Phretula, my poor white brother. . . .

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