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#2 2012-02-07 17:48:39

I doubt that would help, this guy won't be seen by the public for a while. He won't be coming out of his house until he runs out of lube and dishwashing liquid.

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#3 2012-02-07 18:43:16

What a butthole!

Last edited by Banjo (2012-02-07 18:44:24)

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#4 2012-02-07 22:15:46

If this guy is ever found, I hope his case isn't plea bargained.  Can you imagine how much fun the trial testimony would be on Court TeeVee!

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#5 2012-02-07 23:20:40

What's funny is that even though he's all hooded up, his pervert glasses are easy to see. They just need to roll back  the security tapes a few days and find the middle aged white guy with pervert glasses, moustache, and feathered hair checking out the fake buttboles. That should  narrow it down to two or three hundred guys.

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#6 2012-02-08 01:30:28

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Masturbator!

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#7 2012-02-08 08:44:54

sigmoid freud wrote:

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Masturbator!

And Win.

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#8 2012-02-08 11:46:32

sigmoid freud wrote:

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Masturbator!

Marvin wants it back.

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#9 2012-02-12 11:39:03

there once was a man named gene
who invented a fucking-machine
concave or convex, it fit either sex
but oh what a booger to clean

-e.e. cummings

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