#2 2012-03-10 23:36:27

Jeter was arrested and charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature.

For those of you not familiar with this part of the country, that's not editorializing; that is the actual name of the law on the books.

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#3 2012-03-11 12:03:41

I applaud creative speech such as this, I for one am bored to death with the generic American lingo.  I was watching the Six Nations yesterday and the announcer referred to the stadium as "full up" and one of the players called it "packed in" instead of the bland American "Sold Out" used by each and every person in the US of A.

Language is a toy people, play with it.

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#4 2012-03-11 13:32:57

Jeter was arrested and charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature.

OK. So he was charged for wearing that ugly shirt. My question is, why didn't the pig get any justice?

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#5 2012-03-11 20:13:37

George Orr wrote:

Jeter was arrested and charged with detestable and abominable crime against nature.

For those of you not familiar with this part of the country, that's not editorializing; that is the actual name of the law on the books.

And speaking of which: "Republican Georgia state Rep. Terry England says that his experience with cows, pigs and chickens has proven to him that women should be forced to have their babies after 20 weeks of pregnancy."

Opponents have said that the so-called ‘fetal pain’ bill would force women to carry stillborn fetuses or to have a Cesarean delivery.

Un-fucking-believable.

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#6 2012-03-12 12:30:40

.....then bent over the gilt (female pig)

Hmmmmmmmmm, wonder if this was this was the origin of the word guilt?

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#7 2012-03-12 13:17:51

phreddy wrote:

.....then bent over the gilt (female pig)

Hmmmmmmmmm, wonder if this was this was the origin of the word guilt?

No, it refers to gold; specifically attributable to the high value of a young female swine that has yet to bear litter.

Ergo, he liked'em young and tight...

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#8 2012-03-12 20:32:52

All I want to know is: What political party he was registered with (Hai Phwedd!) and what Church (Southern Baptist) he attends.

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