choad wrote:

Beaver County's Bigcat stomping ground so maybe he's cousins with them underage sunbathers, too.

Seemingly they have a solution for that.

I'll have to take a day trip to this Beaver County you speak of. It sounds a bit impoverished, desperate and overwhelmingly white.  For some reason I always get more action in places like that.

22.60% under the age of 18, 7.40% from 18 to 24, 27.30% from 25 to 44, 24.20% from 45 to 64, and 18.40% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 41 years. For every 100 females there were 91.90 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 88.20 males.

Decent odds, but of course that doesn't help if they're all hideous. 

I remember a couple of trips to Charles Town WV in the early 80s.  I've never seen more pock-marked acne ridden faces, more severe underbites and dental abberations, skin conditions and general genetic degeneration in one place.  I was Apollo reincarnate among these people, but only because they were all so much uglier than me.  It was a cruel lesson.

Beaver, Butler and Somerset counties would be your dream Oppie. "Desperate" doesn't even begin to cut it there. If you have a job, a car and an eighth you can bed anything you want. But get them early, those are Polish and Italian girls so once they pass 25 their asses begin to expand geometrically.